"迷失之城"
你真是不可思議 You were incredible.
我的心跳還是好快 My heart is still racing.
我也感覺到了 I felt it too.
這全要歸功於你強健的體魄 達什 All thanks to your brute strength, Dash,
還有你對古阿拉姆數學知識的瞭解 and your knowledge of ancient Aramaic mathematics.
拜託 這和我的兩個博士學位 Please. This has nothing to do with my two doctorates
以及性別研究碩士學位都毫無關係 and my master's in Gender Studies
而這都得歸功於你 洛芙摩爾博士 and everything to do with you, Dr. Lovemore.
實際上 The truth is,
我從沒想到我會找到迷失之城D I never thought I would find the Lost City of D.
我會仔細選擇你的話 I would choose your words carefully.
他們將是你的遺言 They will be your last.
你們把我帶到卡拉曼國王的陵墓 You led me right to King Kalaman's tomb
還有他女王傳說中的火焰王冠 and his queen's legendary Crown of Fire.
而現在我將非常富有 And now I will be very rich,
而你們則會死得很慘的 and you will be very dead.
等等 這些是你的蛇嗎? Hold up. Are these your snakes?
不是，他們本來就在這裡 No, they were just here.
這寺廟裡有幾百條蛇 There were just hundreds of snakes in this temple
只是在等我們出現？ just waiting for us to show up?
誰餵養他們？你餵他們？不，他們吃什麼？ Who feeds them? You feed them? No, what do they eat?
那條蛇為什麼不咬那個人? 這是怎麼回事? Why is that one not biting that guy? Why is that happening?
它們受過訓練不咬壞人手下還是怎的? Are they trained not to bite henchmen or something?
是的，噢...Yeah, well...
我的意思是，僅蛇與寺廟的比例... I mean, the snake-to-temple ratio alone...
這太荒謬了，刪除 This is ridiculous. Delete.
我覺得我的角色仍然說得過去的 I think my character can still work.
刪除 Delete.
洛蕾塔，你還有個故事要寫呢?! Loretta, you still have a story to write.
刪除 Delete.
嘿!，是我，貝絲 Hey, it's me, Beth.
我不想把整個"我是你的出版商"的卡片都拿出來，但我是 I don't want to pull the whole "I'm your publisher" card, but I am.
而且我真的非常期待看到這最後一章 And I'm really looking forward to seeing this last chapter.
不過別有壓力 不，其實是有壓力的 But no pressure. No, there actually is pressure.
壓力的大小恰好能激勵你但不至於壓垮你 The exact amount of pressure that motivates you but doesn't paralyze you.
你可以的 You got this.
(晚飯)
謝謝 Thank you.
還是我 Me again.
好了，簽書會一切都準備好了 Okay, so everything is set for the book tour,
但我們唯一需要的是那本書 but the only thing we need is a book to tour with.
我不禁覺得你之所以沒有寫完 I can't help but get the feeling that you're not finishing
是因為你想繼續賴在家裡不出門 because you don't want to leave your house.
聽著，我知道約翰去世後的這五年你過得不容易 Listen, I know these last five years have been hard after John's passing,
而你覺得整天賴在浴缸裡 and it feels easier to live in your bathtub,
喝加冰白葡萄酒會好受些 drinking Chardonnay on ice.
但是，姑娘，有一個巨大的世界正在等著你 But, girl, there is a great big world waiting for you
還有一個我不能取消的簽書會，所以就讓它發生吧!，好嗎？ and a book tour that I can't cancel, so just make it happen, all right?
愛你，拜! Love you, bye!
我們得繼續前進 We have to keep going.
去看看那扇門的另一邊有什麼 Let's see what's on the other side of that door.
萬一什麼都沒有呢? But what if there isn't anything?
只有一種方法可以找到答案 There's only one way to find out.
然後洛芙摩爾意識到 Then Lovemore realized
她想要的寶藏永遠失去了 the treasure she wanted was lost forever
而且她的冒險之旅就要結束了 and her adventures were coming to an end.
這感覺不太對 That doesn't feel right.
是的，但就這樣了 Yeah, but that's it.
結束了 That's the end.
噢，約翰 Well, John,
我完成了 here I go.
苦後更甜 Dulcius ex asperis.
(洛蕾塔塞琪"迷失之城D")
好了，親愛的，表演時間到了 Okay, honey, it's showtime.
你確定這樣可以嗎? Are you sure about this?
因為這褲襠前後都勒得慌 Because I have a wedgie in the back and in the front in this thing.
我感覺自己就像個滑花樣滑冰的傻大姐 I feel like a nerdy figure skater.
性感的 特技演員 我完全同意 不，不是 事實並非如此 Sexy. Stunner. I'm all about it. No, it's not. It's not.
穿這個我怎麼動? 不要摸它 How do I move in this? Don't touch it.
我沒摸 我在拽褲襠 住手 你能停下來嗎？ I'm not touching it. I'm holding it out. Stop it. Will you stop?
現在就拽出來，因為你不能在舞臺上那樣做 Get it out now 'cause you can't do that onstage.
而我們完成了 我們完成了 好的，很好 And we're done. And we're done. Okay, good.
我需要穿一件亮片連身衣嗎? 你只要穿兩個小時就行 Do I need to be wearing a glitter onesie? You only have to wear this for two hours.
別把這弄壞了，你聽到了嗎？這是租來的 Do not mess this up, do you hear me? This is on loan.
現在每個人都穿著亮片 Everyone's wearing sequins right now.
她為什麼給我拍照？她是艾莉森 Why is she taking my photo? This is Allison.
她是我們新的社交媒體經理 She is our new social media manager.
而她會幫我們瞄準更年輕的讀者群 And she's gonna be helping us target that younger demographic.
也就是那些30多歲希望自己還是20多歲的女性 Meaning women in their 30s who wish they were in their 20s.
嘿!，怎麼了？ Hey, what's up?
我接管了你的社交媒體，所以今早你在推特上發帖說 I took over your socials, so this morning you tweeted,
"我的姐妹們在哪裡? 下午5點在舞廳G見" "Where are my ladies at? Meet me at Ballroom G at 5:00 p.m."
肖恩門德斯 ShawnMendes.
"等不及見到大家" "Gagging To Meet You All."
好的 我們會很開心的 走吧! Okay, we are having fun. Let's go.
我們得提醒大家你還活著 We need to remind people that you are still alive.
人們知道我還活著 People know I'm alive.
還要提醒他們這為什麼曾是最暢銷的系列 And to remind them why this used to be the best selling franchise.
在言情小說中 In Romance.
是的，這是收入最高的文學類別 Yes, which is the top revenue-generating literary category.
我現在不能用"創收"來形容我們的售前活動 Revenue-generating isn't how I would describe our presales right now.
把這看作是口碑傳播的一種方式 Just think of this as a way that uses word of mouth.
你要口碑是嗎? 我們開始吧! 這個怎麼樣？ You want word of mouth? Here we go. How's this?
"唯一比迷失之城更迷失的就是作者本人" "The only thing more lost than the city is the author herself."
"沒有愛情" "沒有激情" "Loveless." "Passionless."
"她的巔峰早就過去了" 還有， "這是最差勁的偽歷史架空文" "Way past her prime." And, "This is fake history at its worst."
簽書會可以改變一切，好嗎？ A book tour could change everything, okay?
我們必須提醒粉絲們為什麼他們如此愛你 We have to remind the fans why they love you so much.
是真實歷史 我只不過 加了一點點裸體內容來增添情趣而已 Real history. I merely season it with a smidge more nudity.
歷史上有大量的裸體 History had a ton of nudity.
深度的探索 Deep exploration.
熱氣騰騰的追求 Steamy wondering.
洛芙摩爾和達什是否能找到塔哈王后的無價之寶火焰皇冠? Will Lovemore and Dash find Queen Taha's priceless Crown of Fire?
與他們一起踏上探索之旅 Join them on their search.
所以，聽著，我有件事要跟你談談 So, listen, I wanted to talk to you about something.
有這麼多人 There's so many people.
我知道你有多討厭做這些事 I know how much you hate doing these things,
所以我邀請了艾倫今天來和你一起做問答 so I've invited Alan to do the Q and A with you today.
什麼? 還有剩下的簽書會活動 What? And the rest of the book tour.
貝絲，我明確要求過不再和達什一起參加活動...艾倫，艾倫！ Beth, I expressly asked not to do any more events with Dash...Alan, Alan!
他會羞辱我的 他不會羞辱你的 He's gonna humiliate me. He's not gonna humiliate you.
非常感謝 你的工作做得很好 非常感謝你 非常感謝 Thank you. You're very good at your job. Thank you so much. Thank you.
讓我來幫你吧! Let me help you with that.
他是一個沐浴液廣告 他總是光彩奪目 He's a body wash commercial. He's always glistening all over the place.
他的襯衫沒有一次不掉下來 There hasn't been an event where his shirt didn't come flying off.
你想得美 噢，他已經來了 You wish. Well, he's already here,
所以穿上你的大女孩內褲，我們出去吧! so put on your big-girl panties and let's get out there.
記住，不許板著臉，不許用艱深詞彙或者無聊的學術談話 Remember, no grumpy face, big words or boring academic talk.
是的! 是的! 我們來啦! 浪漫書頁會 Yes! Yes! Come on, RTP!
是的，我洛芙摩爾的粉絲們! Yes, my Lovemore-heads!
我非常榮幸地向你介紹 I am so excited to introduce to you
獲獎作家，洛蕾塔.塞琪! the award-winning author, Loretta Sage!
貝絲，我不行 我還沒準備好 你開什麼玩笑? Beth, I can't do this. I'm not ready. Are you kidding me?
聽著，我支持你 你有這個 去給人們他們想要的 Listen, I've got your back. You got this. Go give the people what they want.
他們的願望不是我 現在快出去！ It's not me they want. Get out there now!
嗨! 你好嗎? 很高興見到你 非常感謝 Hi. How are you? Nice to see you. Thank you.
對 爬上去 Yep. Mount it.
爬上去 爬上去 好的 Mount it. Mount it. Okay.
找到你的中心 Find your center.
而現在，是大家期待已久的時刻 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
最性感...好的! The sexiest...All right!
一代人中最具影響力的英雄人物 most influential hero of a generation.
這有點誇張了 That's a bit strong.
第20次登上安琪拉洛芙摩爾小說的封面 His 20th cover of an Angela Lovemore novel.
達什.麥克馬洪! Dash McMahon!
噢! 我的天啊! 達什! Oh, my God! Dash!
鞠個躬 我已經鞠過了 鞠過了 Take a bow. I already did mine. I did mine.
好吧，來吧! 再鞠一個 有我在 Okay, come on. One more. I got you.
你們之前排練過嗎? 噢! 我的天啊! Did you guys rehearse that? Oh, my God.
我很喜歡你們之間的這種化學反應，而且我必須說 I'm loving this chemistry between you two, and I got to say,
我喜歡這本書 I love this book.
謝謝你，雷伊 謝... Thank you, Ray. Thank...
劇透警告 Spoiler alert.
結局沒有讓他們倆進入陵墓，這是一個非常大膽的選擇 A really bold choice to not have them go into the tomb at the end.
談談這件事的來龍去脈 Talk about what went into this one.
這本書對我個人來說很特別 This one's such a special book for me personally.
我不知道該怎麼說這對我有多重要 I don't know how to say how much it means to me
洛蕾塔，傑出的文字作家 that Loretta, word writer extraordinaire,
以我的名字命名了這本書 has named the book after me.
"迷失之城達什" The Lost City of Dash.
"迷失之城D" The Lost City of D.
但這不是D代表的意思 But that's not what the D stands for.
"D"代表"小弟弟"，對嗎？不是"小弟弟" 不是 It's D for "dick," right? No dick, no.
它是根據一個古老部落的名字命名的， "達波卡吉歐迪斯弗米卡" It's based on the name of an ancient tribe, Dapocagihou-dysphem-ica.
歐洲殖民者覺得這個名字很難發音 It was too difficult for the European colonizers to pronounce,
所以，以真正的殖民方式...沒人關心這個 so, in true colonial fashion...No one cares about this.
他們縮寫了它 they abbreviated it.
那太有趣了 That's so interesting.
好的 我們來回答觀眾的一些問題怎麼樣？ Okay. How about we take some questions from the audience?
這邊，帥哥! 是的 Right here, handsome! Yes.
達什，你最喜歡的浪漫時刻是什麼？ Dash, what's your favorite romantic moment?
我真正想知道的是洛蕾塔最喜歡的浪漫時刻是什麼？ What I would really like to know is what is Loretta's favorite romantic moment?
哦，太辣了 Ooh, spicy.
噢，作為一個智性戀者... Well, being a sapiosexual...
是指那種用蛇繞著... Is that when they do the snakes around the...
不是 你知道，是指那些被才學 No. That's someone who finds intellect
或者智慧吸引的人 or intelligence very sexy, you know.
我也是 Same.
是嗎? Really?
達什! 把你的襯衣扒了! Dash! Rip off your shirt!
不，不，不 我們今天不會這麼做 我們來這是為了洛蕾塔的新書 No, no, no. We're not gonna do that today. We're here for Loretta's book.
大家有問題要問洛蕾塔嗎? Do we have questions for Loretta?
是的，這位看上去很好學的年輕女士? 你想問我什麼問題? Yes, studious-looking young lady? What would you like to ask me?
你能扒了達什的襯衣嗎? Can you rip off Dash's shirt?
不，我們不會再這樣做了 抱歉 No, we're not gonna do this again. Sorry.
把它扒下來！ 把它扒下來！ Rip it off! Rip it off!
當然 當然，是的 可以這樣做 Of course. Of course, yes. Can do.
這是真的嗎？ Is this happening?
你不必這麼做 我們必須 You don't have to do this. We have to.
我們必須給人們他們想要的 是的，是的 We have to give the people what they want. Yes, yes.
我們必須給人民他們想要的，是的 We have to give the people what they want, yes.
女士們及先生們，請好好享用 Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.
因為"迷失之城D"是達什的最後一次冒險 Because The Lost City of D is Dash's final adventure.
如果還有下一本書的話 If there even is a next book,
它將以洛夫莫爾收到 it will open with Lovemore receiving the tragic news
他英年早逝的悲慘消息為開場 of his untimely death.
什麼? What?
該死 對不起 我的智慧手錶卡住了 等一下 Shit. I'm sorry. My smartwatch is stuck. Hold on.
我知道 不要拉它 I know. Don't pull it.
沒關係 只是保持別動就行 It's okay. Just be real still.
不 那是在拉 是你在拉 No. That's pulling it. You're pulling it.
你會把我假髮拽掉的 不，你不能... You're gonna rip my wig off. No, you can't...
噢! 我的天! Oh, my!
噢! 我的天啊! 他沒事吧? Oh, my God. Is he okay?
天啊! 對不起 真對不起 God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
真對不起 I'm so sorry.
你是個壞人 You're a bad person.
下午6點還有服裝比賽 別走開哦! Stick around for the costume contest at 6:00 p.m.
什麼叫"如果還有下一本書" ? "If there is another book"?
我把我們的一切都投入到這次簽書會上了，好嗎？ I'm investing everything we've got into this tour, okay?
我只是覺得我已經寫不出達什和洛芙摩爾的冒險了 I just don't think I have another Dash and Lovemore adventure in me.
達什怎麼死的 ? How does Dash die?
被蛇咬死的? 不是 Was it the snakes? No.
好吧! 所以我還有事情要處理 Okay, so I have something that I have to take care of.
你們倆10分鐘後要去隔壁接受採訪 You guys have an interview in the next suite in ten minutes.
所以你能幫我個忙，拿出成年人的樣子 So can you please do me a favor and be grown-ups
並且自己過去那裡? and get yourselves there on your own?
好的 非常感謝你 Okay. Thank you so much.
他是死於葡萄球菌感染嗎？ Does he die from a staph infection?
就是葡萄球菌感染 我就知道 It is a staph infection. I knew it.
我...好吧! I...All right.
聽著，我知道如果你需要休息或者什麼的 Look, I get it if you need a break or something,
但你不能僅僅殺了我，好嗎？好的 but you can't just kill me, okay? Okay.
我不想問這個，但你知道你不是達什，對吧？ I hate that I have to ask this, but you do know you're not Dash, right?
達什是我筆下虛構的人物 Dash is a character I made up.
達什? Dash?
謝謝 謝謝你 Thanks. Thank you.
洛蕾塔，這邊 不，我覺得是這邊 Loretta, it's this way. No, I think it's this way.
你難道看不出達什對大家很重要嗎? Can't you see that Dash means so much to people?
是對你很重要 不是對我 Means so much to you. Not to me.
噢，是的，對我來說，但對其他人來說也是 Well, yeah, to me, but to other people too.
貝絲怎麼辦? 你知道嗎？貝絲會沒事的 What about Beth? You know what? Beth is gonna be fine.
她會找到很多充滿創意的年輕作家 She's gonna find plenty fresh, young writers full of great ideas.
你可以優雅轉型 You can transition gracefully
進入你模特生涯的不脫襯衫階段 into the shirt-on phase of your modeling career,
而我可以一個人待著 and I can be left alone.
大家都開心 Everybody is happy.
不，應該是這邊 No, it's this way.
貝絲說你現在連家門都不出 Beth says you don't even leave the house anymore.
我覺得這樣並不是很開心 I don't feel like that's very happy.
你應該走出去，在新的經歷中充實自己 You should be going out in the world, filling yourself up on new experiences.
我已經接觸夠了 我已經完全滿足了 I'm already filled up. I'm full. I'm fully satiated.
當你能看到這個世界時，為什麼要一個人悶在家裡呢? Why would you want to be stuck at home alone when you could see the world?
你可以去參觀古希臘 You could be visiting ancient Greece.
我怎樣才能遊覽古希臘？ How could I visit ancient Greece?
我懂 因為你怕坐飛機 I get it. Because you're afraid of flying.
不 因為古希臘已經成為過去了 No. Because ancient Greece is in the past.
就像達什 Just like Dash.
好吧! 你知道還有誰陷在過去嗎? 就是你 Okay. You want to know who else is stuck in the past? You are.
你如此害怕生活再次傷害你，以至於你停止了生活 You're so afraid of life hurting you again that you've stopped living.
你就像個人類木乃伊 You're like a human mummy.
我不是...I didn't...
木乃伊就是人類 Mummies are human.
該死的...哦，糟了 Stupid...Oh, crap.
我很抱歉 我會清理乾淨的 我向你保證，我不是一個亂丟垃圾的人 I'm so sorry. I will clean this up. I am not a litterer, I assure you that.
你認為你能幫我叫輛車嗎？拜託 Do you think you could call a car for me, please?
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
把車開過來 Bring the car around.
天啊! 這是別人的護圈嗎? God, is that someone's retainer?
在她面前，我從來沒有說過正確的話 I've never said the right thing one time around her.
我會緊張因為她一張口 I get nervous because she opens her mouth,
那就是一部美麗的百科全書，而我從來都說不出... and just an encyclopedia of beautifulness comes out, and I just never say...
你知道她打算把我寫死嗎? You know she's trying to kill me?
我只需要那些蕃茄 I just need those tomatoes.
你說得對 不，你說得對 You're right. No, you're right.
我應該去道歉 謝了 哥們 I should apologize. Thank you, man.
我非常，非常感激 不客氣 I appreciate that very, very much. You're welcome.
洛蕾塔賽琪 對 Loretta Sage. Yeah.
你好 Hiya.
我沒叫優步拼車 I did not order an UberPool.
有人想見你 我們很快就送你回來 Someone wants to meet you. We'll have you right back.
洛蕾塔! Loretta!
洛蕾塔! 洛蕾塔? Loretta! Loretta?
洛蕾塔? Loretta?
你說"洛蕾塔"? 對啊! Did you say "Loretta"? Yeah.
跟著那輛休旅車，老兄 不 Follow that SUV, man. No.
拜託，求你了！ 不，不，不 Come on, please! No, no, no.
我不會再幫助任何英俊的陌生人了 騙我一次 I'm not helping any more handsome strangers. Fool me once.
這是什麼，被綁架了? 我被綁架了嗎? What is this, Taken? Am I "tooken"?
我已經被賣掉了? Am I sold already?
被賣給這個人了嗎? Am I sold to him?
停下 哦，不 這感覺毛骨悚然嗎？ Stop. Oh, no. Did this feel creepy?
我說了別讓人毛骨悚然，夥計們 I said don't make it creepy, guys.
非常抱歉 這裡比較簡陋 I'm so sorry about the setting.
我才剛下飛機 我真的很害怕見到你 I just flew in. I was in a real panic to meet you.
我沒有時間把這個地方佈置得漂漂亮亮 I didn't have time to dress the place up much.
我聽說你喜歡奶酪，所以我就準備全了 I read you love cheese, so I just got them all.
你是那個給我發郵件要我腳照片的人嗎？ Are you the one who's been emailing me for photos of my feet?
不是 No.
而我保證我要向你展示的東西會讓你非常開心 And I promise what I'm about to show you is gonna make you very happy.
但首先，先來介紹一下 你眼前這個神秘的壞蛋 But first, a little bit about the mysterious rogue you see before you.
我叫阿比蓋爾.費爾法克斯 My name is Abigail Fairfax.
阿比蓋爾? Abigail?
這是個中性名字，就像萊斯利或貝弗利 It's a gender-neutral name, like Leslie or Beverly.
對，但你是那個傳媒巨頭費爾法克斯家的阿比蓋爾? Yes, but you're Abigail Fairfax of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?
你不是剛剛接管了公司嗎? 還是... Didn't you just take over your company or...
不，那其實是我弟萊斯利 我們都很為他驕傲 No, that was my brother, actually. That was Leslie. We're all very proud.
是的，我應該這麼說，在這麼年輕的時候... Yes, I should say so, at such a young age to...
甚至會有人認為他太年輕了 Some might even say too young.
但那個世界從來沒有讓我真正感興趣 But that world never really interested me.
你可能知道，我的激情 My passions, as you may know,
躺在世界上隱藏的東西裡 lie in the hidden things in the world,
那些難以佔有的東西 things which defy possession.
有些人可能會叫我收藏家 Some might call me a collector.
但有一樣東西尤其讓我癡迷 But there is one obsession in particular
這讓我陷入了被迷住的 that has held me captive.
火焰皇冠 The Crown of Fire
還有上面層層鑲嵌的紅色鑽石 and its cascading red diamonds.
這是個...隱藏攝像機的惡作劇節目嗎? Is this a...hidden-camera thing?
所以想像一下，在你的新書中 So imagine my surprise when, in your new book,
層層堆徹的性幻想裡隱藏的珠璣之語時 amidst the pages of coital reverie,
是一些... was something...
噢! 天啊! ...相當壯觀 Oh, God. ...quite magnificent.
我明白了 我明白了 我現在明白了 I get it. I get it. I so get it right now.
噢! 我的媽呀! Oh, my gosh.
我真的以為你們綁架了我 I literally thought you guys kidnapped me.
我是說，這是行銷，對嗎？是貝絲設計的嗎? I mean, this is marketing, right? Beth set this up?
你們真是太厲害了 太棒了 This was so good, you guys. This was amazing.
你，拿著你的槍還留著小鬍子 You, with your gun and your mustache
還有你那句，"你最好乖乖進去" 而你知道... and your, "You'd better get in there" and you know...
噢! 我的天啊! Oh, my God.
你，穿著 一身同色系的特種部隊行頭 You, with the G.I. Joe tone-on-tone outfit.
你書中虛構的考古學家真的在翻譯一種已經滅亡的語言 Your fictional archaeologist was making real translations of a dead language.
至今為止還沒有其他人能做到 Something nobody else has been able to do.
噢，沒有其他人試過 Well, nobody else had ever tried.
是這樣嗎？我說的對嗎？ Is that right? Am I saying the right thing?
除了你，對吧？ Except you, right?
除了我! Except me!
對 看，結果是 Yes. See, it turns out
洛蕾塔塞琪曾經是一名年輕的女大學生 Loretta Sage was once a young college girl doing her dissertation
她和她未來的丈夫正在寫一篇關於D城滅亡語言的論文 on the dead language of the D with her future husband,
夢想著有朝一日能找到卡拉曼的陵墓和火焰皇冠 dreaming of finding Kalaman's tomb and the Crown of Fire.
我聽說在他死後你放棄了這個夢想，我很遺憾 I was sorry to read you gave up your search after he died.
但這就意味著 But what that means is,
你是我唯一的希望 you're all I have left.
你剩下的一切...什麼? All you have left for...what?
給你看吧! Here we go.
這是什麼? What is this?
我相信這上面描述了卡拉曼陵墓的確切位置 I believe it is describing the exact location of Kalaman's tomb,
塔哈和她珍貴的頭飾就埋葬在那裡 in which Taha and her priceless headdress are buried.
噢! 如果這是真的 Well, if this were authentic,
你仍然需要揭露整個城市 you would still have to uncover an entire city
沒人知道那座城在哪裡 that nobody has been able to find.
我找到了 I found it.
在大西洋上一個被遺忘的小島上，叫做亨迪達島 On a tiny, forgotten island in the Atlantic called Isla Hundida.
但我找不到的是卡拉曼最後的安息之處 What I have not been able to find is Kalaman's final resting place.
這張羊皮紙是我們在遺跡中找到的唯一線索 This piece of parchment is the only clue we found among the ruins.
我需要一個能破譯這些符號的人 I need someone who can decipher these symbols.
我需要你 I need you.
噢...塞琪女士 Well...Miss Sage,
當然這不是你想讓你的故事結束的方式 surely this isn't how you want your story to end.
我們倆的夢想都因為厄運而破滅了 We both had our dreams crushed by bad luck,
或者就我而言是因為一個馬屁精弟弟 or in my case, an arse-kissing little brother,
但這是我們向世人證明自己的機會 but this is our chance to show them all.
和我一起...前往這個小島 Come with me...to the island.
破譯這些符號並幫助我找到火焰皇冠 Translate these symbols and help me find the Crown of Fire.
你可以開個價 You can name your price.
我必須恭敬地謝絕 I must respectfully decline.
噢...Well...
我不能說我不失望 I can't say I'm not disappointed.
但我理解你的感受 But I understand how you feel.
至少讓我們送你一程可以嗎? Will you at least let us give you a ride?
不，謝謝你 我會叫我自己的車，而我只是... No, thank you. I'll call for my own car, and I'll just...
我覺得你沒有在聽我說 這事很緊急 而且我們... I don't feel like you're listening to me. This is urgent, and we...
好的 所以警察說他們已經發佈了全境通緝令... Okay, so the police are saying that they put out an APB...
全境通緝令...緝捕一輛休旅車 APB. ...on an SUV,
然後有個24小時的規定...為什麼還有規定? and there's this 24-hour rule...Why is there a rule?
而他們什麼都不會做直到...那聯邦調查局和中央情報局呢? and they won't do anything until...What about the FBI or the CIA?
他們說要報警 我相信洛蕾塔肯定沒事 They said to call the police. I'm sure Loretta's fine.
當我上大學時，我的朋友尼基失縱了 When I was in college, my friend Nicki went missing.
大家都嚇壞了 Everyone was freaking out.
但後來她就在車裡 But then she was just in her car.
她死了，但我們找到了她 她並沒有失蹤 She was dead, but we found her. She wasn't gone.
那...也許我們可以得到一個私家偵探 What about...Maybe we could get a PI
或者，像是，你知道，私人警衛或者... or, like, you know, private security or...
像電影裡那樣的營救小組怎麼樣？ What about an extraction team, like the movie?
但這是誰幹的？退伍軍人，對吧？ But who does that? The ex-military, right?
哦，是的 我想我確實有人可以幫助我們 Oh, yeah. I think I actually have somebody that could help us.
我做了一次冥想靜修，那裡有一個訓練師 I did this meditation retreat, and there was this trainer guy there.
你應該看看這傢伙在冥想時的樣子 You should see this guy meditate.
但他是前海軍海豹突擊隊員 But he's ex-Navy SEAL.
他是一名特種作戰教練 他叫什麼名字？ He's a special ops trainer. What was his name?
對了 傑克訓練員 Yeah. Jack Trainer.
所以他是一個叫傑克訓練員的訓練員？ So he's a trainer named Jack Trainer?
這就是我讓每個人都在我手機裡的方式 你看，"賈妮思媽媽" That's how I have everybody in my phone. See, "Janice Mom."
"拉瑞門把手" "斯黛茜屁股之類的" "Larry Doorknob." "Stacy Butt Stuff."
聽著，這傢伙就是幹這行的 他專門找人 Look, this is what this guy does. He finds people.
如果這世上有誰能幫我們的話，那就是他了 If there's anybody that can help us, it's him.
傑克訓練員 所以他的名字實際上是傑克訓練員 Jack Trainer. So his name is actually Jack Trainer.
嗨，我是"觸摸你的內心自我"中的艾倫 Hi, this is Alan from"Touching Your Inner Self."
那個冥想靜修? The meditation retreat?
不管怎樣，好吧! 我們的朋友洛蕾塔被綁架了 Anyway, okay. Our friend Loretta has been kidnapped,
而沒有人幫我們 and no one's helping us.
她失蹤多久了? How long she been missing?
現在大概兩個小時了 Maybe two hours now.
那是誰？Who is that?
這是貝絲 我是貝絲 This is Beth. I'm Beth.
而且艾莉森也在， 先生 And Allison is on too, sir.
她有無線上網設備嗎？ Did she have any Wi-Fi-enabled devices?
她帶手機了，對吧？沒有，她的手機在我這兒 She's got her phone, right? No, I have her phone.
她有一塊智慧手錶 之前把我的假髮勾掉了 She has a smartwatch. It ripped my wig off.
那是什麼情況? 算了 當我沒問 把手機打開 What was that scenario? Never mind. Open the phone.
點開智能手錶應用程式 好的 Go to the smartwatch app. All right.
然後點"查找我的智能手錶" Then hit "Find My Smartwatch."
哦，天哪...那太好了 這就是我們打電話來的原因 Oh, my...That is so good. That's why we called.
"通過管理簡單來預測困難" "Anticipate the difficult by managing the easy."
是奧普拉還是狄帕克? 老子來自"道德經" Is that Oprah or Deepak? Laozi from Tao-te Ching.
噢! 我的天啊! Oh, my God.
她在大西洋 It's in the Atlantic.
她在飛機上? 你怎麼知道? She's on a plane? How can you tell that?
因為她游泳游不了那麼快 'Cause she can't swim that fast.
看來不像是贖金場景 Doesn't sound like a ransom scenario.
我猜是血腥運動，"飢餓遊戲"類型的情? My guess is blood sport, Hunger Games-type situation.
可能是一些暗網上以毒品為目的的尋寶遊戲 Possibly some coke-fueled dark web scavenger hunt.
亂得很 我們得快點 Real clown shit. We'll have to move fast.
我們怎麼支付你錢？數位加密貨幣 現金應用程式 How do we pay you? Cryptocurrency. Cash App.
我會在48小時內救她回來否則你的下一次救援就免費了 I'll have her back within 48 hours or your next rescue is free.
有多少人需要下一次救援？ How many people need a next rescue?
超乎你的想像 More than you'd think.
我需要她的手機 我會把它帶給你 I'm gonna need that phone. I'll bring it to you.
讓我知道她在哪裡降落 艾倫，我會在那裡會合 Let me know where she lands. I'll meet you there, Alan.
你好 Hello.
我在哪裡？Where am I?
你在我的飛機上 You're on my plane.
很好，不是嗎？ It's nice, isn't it?
座椅是用駱駝媽媽皮革做的 The seats are made of mama llama leather.
噢，我要下你的飛機 Well, I'm getting off your plane.
給我鬆綁! Unchain me!
那是你的安全帶 That's your seat belt.
你用氯仿麻醉我? 居然還真有人這麼做? Did you chloroform me? People actually do that?
噢，你知道，這是一個經典的原因 Well, you know, it's a classic for a reason.
我的身體就像喝醉了一樣 My body feels drunk.
它會慢慢消失的 我很抱歉 It'll wear off in a bit. I am sorry.
但我沒時間等你改變主意 I just couldn't wait around for you to change your mind.
不許軟趴趴 我們的時間很緊 Stop playing jelly. Time is not on our side.
我們正在挖掘的火山已經出現了嚴重的消化不良 The volcano we're excavating around has developed a bad case of indigestion.
我很擔心當它爆發時 I'm rather worried that when it blows,
迷失之城裡剩下的一切都將被摧毀了 everything that's left of the Lost City will be destroyed.
噢! 我的天啊! 我的腿不能動 Oh, my God. My legs don't work.
所以，這是我們找到陵墓和皇冠的最後機會 So, this is our last chance to find both the tomb and the crown.
噢! 天啊! Oh, God.
別擔心 這只是我們最後的降落 Don't worry. That's just our final descent.
但這是你一生中最偉大冒險的開始 But it is the beginning of the greatest adventure of your life.
歡迎來到迷失之城 Welcome to the Lost City.
你怎麼找到它的? How did you find it?
所以，這座城市是建在熔岩穹頂上的 So, the city was built on a lava dome.
隨著火山活動，穹頂充滿了熔岩 As the volcano became active, the dome filled with lava,
於是沉底的東西就浮上了表面 and sunken things rose to the surface.
D城就出現了 The D exposed itself.
整座城? 不，不，只有頂部 The entire city? No, no. Just the tip.
我一聽說關於遺跡的傳聞，我就飛過來買下了這地方 As soon as I heard rumors of the ruins, I flew over and bought the place.
挖掘現場? 不 這座島 The site? No. The island.
南半部 我得到了一筆好交易因為這裡是熔岩流的地方 The southern half. I got a good deal 'cause this is where the lava flows.
我們現在已經挖了一年了 We've been excavating for a year now.
沒人會第一天就綁架言情小說家 One doesn't kidnap a romance novelist on day one.
是的，俗話說 Yes, as the saying goes.
拉菲不喜歡這樣 是嗎，拉菲 ? Rafi doesn't like it. Do you, Rafi?
他說我們不尊重他祖先的遺產 He says we're disrespecting his heritage.
但是島上沒有很多其他的工作選擇，對吧，拉菲？ But not a lot of other job options on the island, are there, Rafi?
要飯的哪能挑肥揀瘦 Beggars can't be choosers.
沒有熟食店了，我接受它了 No more charcuterie, I take it.
拜託 我又不是禽獸 Please. I'm not a monster.
不管你需要什麼，儘管開口 Whatever you need, just shout.
放開一隻手 她有一些翻譯工作要做 Leave one hand free. She has some translating to do.
然後呢？And then what?
洛蕾塔，我真的希望你能嘗試一下並看看 Loretta, I really wish you would try and see
這對我們來說是多麼激動人心的機會 what an exciting opportunity this is for us.
我相信這段文字描述的就是陵墓的確切位置 I believe this text describes the exact location of the tomb.
這是一個語標的系統 It's a logographic system.
就像楔形文字或者象形文字 Like cuneiform or hieroglyphics.
現在，如果你有其他文字材料能讓我做對比的話... Now, if you have other documents that possibly I can compare...
是的，那裡沒有別的了 Yeah, no luck there.
我們在附近的一個瀑布發現了些刻痕 We found some scratching at a nearby waterfall,
但沒什麼用處 but it was useless.
就是些女人圖 Just pictures of women.
聽著，我，也，希望你親愛的已故考古學家丈夫 Look, I, too, wish your dear old dead archaeologist husband
能來這幫忙，但他不能，所以 was here to help, but he's not, so,
洛蕾塔，性愛書作家，是時候大放異彩了 time to shine, Loretta, sex-book writer.
他們會來救我的 They will come for me.
是誰，確切地？ Who, exactly?
你的那群貓咪? Your many cats?
我沒有養貓 I don't have cats.
那就更可悲了 Somehow even more sad.
我有一隻倉鼠，混蛋！ I have a hamster, asshole!
你有一隻倉鼠的屁眼？ You have a hamster's asshole?
不，那之間有個逗號...算了 No, there was a comma between...Forget it.
我打賭你兄弟從來沒有綁架過任何人！ I bet your brother never had to kidnap anyone!
很高興見到你，夥計 Good to see you, man.
手機 對 Phone. Right.
什麼? What?
是的，我在想也許我可以跟你一起去 Yeah, I was thinking that I could maybe just sort of come with you.
為什麼? 去幫忙 Why? To help.
我知道心肺復蘇術 我懂一些空手道 還有混合健身認證 I know CPR. I know some light karate. CrossFit certified.
好了，聽著，聽著！ Okay, listen, listen!
我只是...這是我的錯 I just...It's my fault.
不是綁架之類的 Not the kidnapping and stuff,
但我對她說了一些很刻薄的話，而我很後悔 but I said some really mean stuff to her, and I regret it,
而我得把話收回 and I just need to take it back.
我說她是人類木乃伊 I called her a human mummy.
木乃伊就是人類 Mummies are human.
我現在知道了，是的 I'm aware of that now, yes.
那是真的 That is true.
求你了 Please.
好吧，艾倫，我不能對你負責 All right, Alan, I can't be responsible for you.
好的 是的 Okay. Yeah.
我需要你待在車裡 是的 I need you to stay in the car. Yeah.
待在車裡 待在車裡 In the car. In the car.
自始至終 自始至終? The whole time. The whole time?
自始至終 Whole time.
太好了! Yes!
這是我的 This is me.
真的嗎? 海軍陸戰隊就開這種車? Really? Is this what the SEAL teams use?
"只有傻瓜才會選擇顏色的馬” "Only a fool chooses a horse by its color."
對，對 "道德經" ? Right, right. The Tao-te Ching?
不，那邊租車行牌子上寫的 No, it was on the sign back there at the rental place.
謝謝 Thank you.
什麼? 什麼? What? What?
我本想邀請你去吃早餐 I was hoping to invite you to breakfast,
但看起來你還有工作要做 but it looks like you still have work to do.
等等，等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait.
等等，等等，等等，等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
我相信這裡說的是 I believe this says
"安息"或"休息" "rest" or "resting."
所以這句話可能是 "卡拉曼和他的寶藏..." So it would be, "Kalaman and his treasure..."
然後是一些缺失的片段，然後是"安息" "休息" And then there are some missing pieces, and then "rest," "resting,"
還有一些關於"眼淚"，所以... and something about "tears," so...
在哪裡安息? Resting where?
沒有說 它沒有說 Didn't say. It doesn't say.
塞琪女士，我需要你做得更好 Miss Sage, I need you to do better.
那麼下次也許不要綁架浪漫小說家，嗯？ Then next time maybe don't kidnap a romance novelist, hmm?
天哪，這不應該這麼難！ My God, this shouldn't be this hard!
我們要找的不是某個貧民的墳墓 It is not some pauper's grave we're looking for.
這是一位偉人的紀念碑! It is a monument to a great man!
卡拉曼國王雄心勃勃，他力量強大 King Kalaman was ambitious, he was powerful,
他是第一個在大西洋上建立了一座城的人 he was the first man to build a city in the Atlantic.
他的臣民的目光會轉向他 The eyes of his subjects would have turned to him.
他會有一座金字塔，一座寶塔式建築，一座高塔來存放他的火焰皇冠 He would have had a pyramid, a ziggurat, a tower to hold his Crown of Fire.
我只需要知道它在哪裡 All I need to know is where it is.
我不知道你是否記得，但你只是說翻譯 I don't know if you recall, but you only said translate it.
我翻譯好了 I translated it.
再翻譯一遍 Translate it again.
有一天，我們會笑這件事的 One day, we're gonna laugh about this.
我們多麼奇妙的冒險 Such an adventure we're having.
我應該和你一起去，只是為了支持和威嚴 I should go with you, just for backup and awesomeness.
這已經很棒了 This is pretty awesome.
你有大自然，有無線電 You got nature, the radio.
是的，你說得對，但這對我來說非常，非常重要 Yeah, you're right, but it's very, very important to me
就是她得知道我來救她了 that she knows that I came to rescue her.
為什麼？你喜歡這個女人？ Why? Do you like this woman?
不，我只是帶了零食和其他東西 No, I just brought snacks and stuff.
她餓的時候有點脾氣暴躁 She gets a little grumpy when she's hungry.
血壓下降 而我我懂的 是因為我是那種每天吃五頓飯的人 Blood pressure drops. And I get that because I'm a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.
對了 你生酮飲食嗎? 你看起來像生酮飲食 Do you keto, by the way? You look like you keto.
沒有 沒有 好吧! No. No. Yeah.
你不需要它 怎麼一回事？ You don't need it. What is it?
我只是想讓她覺得我不僅僅是一個封面模特 I just want her to think of me as more than a cover model.
但是，艾倫，你遠不止如此 你是我的守望者 But, Alan, you are so much more. You're my lookout.
好吧，我能至少做我把她放進車裡的那部分 Okay, can I at least do the part where I put her in the car
然後我說："噓 你現在安全了" ? and I just go, "Shh. You're safe now"?
當然，冠軍 她會喜歡的 Sure, champ. She'll love that.
哦，你這就走了? 要開始了嗎？你現在開始執行任務了？好的 Oh, you're just going? Going to start? You're starting the mission now? Okay.
去睡吧! Go to sleep.
艾倫 什麼? Alan. What?
這是一個信任的裂痕，艾倫 This is a breach of trust, Alan.
我可以幫上忙 讓我幫忙吧! I can help. Let me help.
跟緊點 保住小命 Stay close. Stay alive.
嘿! Hey.
去睡吧! Go to sleep.
我接住他的頭了 I got his head.
怎麼處理他的頭? 我要把他放下來 What do I do with his head? I'm just gonna set him down.
不要 No.
嘿，嘿，不！ Hey, hey, no!
不，不，不！No, no, no!
哦，是的！Ooh, yeah!
團隊合作，是的！ Teamwork, yeah!
你很努力，艾倫，但那個人已經不省人事了 Great effort, Alan, but that man was already unconscious.
我已經很緊張了 I was already wound up.
下次別再做當我... Just don't do it when I'm...
嗨! Hi.
你的7點鐘方向! On your seven!
教練，他沒睡著！ Trainer, he's not asleep!
蹲下 蹲下 Stay down. Stay down.
你做得很好 謝謝 You're doing great. Thanks.
你要去哪裡？ Where you going?
什麼? What?
洛蕾塔塞琪? Loretta Sage?
是的 Yes.
我要帶你離開這裡 I'm getting you out of here.
你怎麼這麼帥? 我爸以前是個天氣預報員 Why are you so handsome? My dad was a weatherman.
艾倫? Alan?
是的 你在這裡幹什麼？ Yeah. What are you doing here?
不管怎樣，我是來救你的 那不是... Irregardless, I'm here to save you. That's not...
他想說的應該是"無論如何" 對 I think he meant "regardless." Yes.
她那裡需要你救嗎，教練？我想她在那裡很好 Does she need saving in there, Trainer? I think she's fine there.
不，別管它 不要拿他們的東西 他們會來追我們的 No, leave it. Don't take their stuff. They'll come after us.
艾倫，你為什麼一直這麼做？ Alan, why do you keep doing that?
你為什麼一直這麼做？那個我已經搞定了 Why do you keep doing that? I had that one.
現在越來越刻薄了 這是不必要的 It's just getting mean now. It's unnecessary.
對不起 我就是想揍一拳 I'm sorry. I just wanted to get one in.
不好意思 能把我從椅子上挪開嗎？ Excuse me. Would it be possible to remove me from the chair?
沒時間了 沒時間了？ No time. No time?
剛才有這麼多閒聊 There's been so much chitchat.
我們一定要走 We should definitely go.
走吧！走吧！ Let's go! Let's go!
為什麼東西會發生爆炸? Why are things exploding?
我有...I got...
好了 Okay.
噓...Shh...
噓 你現在安全了 Shh. You're safe now.
你...You're...
你怎麼這麼鎮定? How are you so calm?
那是我的臺詞 這裡 That was my line. Here.
什麼? 那是靈氣療法嗎? What? Is that Reiki?
你在醫治我嗎? 我想是的 Are you healing me? I think so.
老子說過："給清靜的心靈..." As Laozi says, "To the mind that is still..."
"...整個宇宙都投降了" "...the whole universe surrenders."
是的，我知道一些對這一刻很有幫助的引語 Yeah, I know some quotes that could be good for this moment.
印諾尼亞帕拉特斯 In omnia paratus.
"隨時做好一切準備" "Ready for anything."
也許我們不應該只是深情地凝視對方的眼睛 Maybe we shouldn't be just staring lovingly into each other's eyes
就像你會像我不在這裡一樣墜入愛河 like you're gonna fall in love like I'm not here.
你是誰? Who are you?
只是一個努力完成任務的人 Just a guy trying to do his job.
現在，工作是讓這位可愛的女士... Right now, that job is to get this lovely lady...
噢! 天啊! 好的 Oh, God. Okay.
發生了什麼事？ What is happening?
好的 我們該怎麼辦？ Okay. What do we do?
我們需要做...我看不見 We need to do...I can't see.
我不喜歡這樣! I don't like it!
在這裡 在這裡! Here. Here!
你為什麼要扔槍？真的嗎? Why would you throw a gun? Seriously?
把我從椅子上弄下來 我不能 我們沒有時間 Get me out of the chair. I can't. We don't have time.
一定要擠一擠! 你得做個凱格爾運動什麼的! Gotta squeeze! You got to do a Kegel or something!
凱格爾它! 你以為凱格爾運動是什麼? Kegel it! What do you think a Kegel is?
我沒進來，沒進來! 還是沒進來! I'm not in it, not in! Still not in!
你得再進去一點 停止 停止 住手！ You got to go in more. Stop. Stop. Stop it!
噢! 天啊! 上車，上車！啟動汽車！啟動汽車！ Oh, God. Get in the car, get in the car! Start the car! Start the car!
走，走 把腿挪開 Go, go. Move your leg.
哪一個？他們兩個！移動他們！ Which one? Both of them! Move them!
向前開，向前開! 好的 好的 Forward, forward! Okay. Okay.
我要走了！我要走了！好的! 快開啊! I'm going! I'm going! Okay! Drive!
噓 你現在安全了 噓 Shh. You're safe now. Shh.
噓 你現在安全了 不，我沒有 不安全 Shh. You're safe now. No, I'm not. Not safe.
哦，不，我在流血嗎? Oh, no, am I bleeding?
我想那不是你的 那是很多血 I don't think that's yours. That's a lot of blood.
老天爺啊! Cheese and rice!
這是他的腦漿嗎? 什麼? Are those his brains? What?
我想他的腦漿迸我臉上了! I think his brains are on my face!
他的腦漿肯定在我嘴裡 我能嚐到他的思想! Definitely his brains are in my mouth. I can taste his thoughts!
專注於道路 Focus on the road.
他只是喜歡訓練人們 教練 He just liked training people. Trainer.
你在說什麼？他愛我 What are you talking about? He loved me.
你能把車開到左邊嗎？ Can you just scooch the car over to the left?
擦掉 快擦掉 噢! 天啊! Get it off. Get it off. Oh, God.
小心! Watch out!
你看到...Did you see...
不 No.
哦，不，哦，不 Oh, no. Oh, no.
哦，不 Oh, no.
艾倫? Alan?
哦，天呀! 你沒事吧？你沒事吧？ Oh, holy Christmas. Are you okay? Are you okay?
你能把我弄出去嗎？ Do you think you could get me out of here?
是的 好的 Yeah. Okay.
你剛從車裡飛出來 是的 是的，的確是 You just flew out of the car. I did. I did, indeed.
好的 有我在 有我在 Okay. I got you. I got you.
你能把我從椅子上弄下來嗎？把我從椅子上弄下來 Can you get me out of the chair? Get me out of the chair.
你說得對 你說得對 你說得對 You're right. You're right. You're right.
那是指甲銼嗎? 是的 Is that a nail filer? Yeah.
你能把它撕開嗎？它起作用了 Can you just rip it? It's working.
也許下次我向你扔槍時，你可以接住它而不是躲開 And maybe next time I toss a gun at you, you can catch it instead of ducking.
下次你向我扔槍的時候，你會說"嘿，艾倫，接住"怎麼樣？ How about the next time you toss a gun at me, you say, "Hey, Alan, catch"?
那也許在你扔之前就這麼說？ Then maybe do that before you throw it?
噢，"給你"和"接住"是同義字 Well, "here" is a synonym for "catch."
不，"給你"不是"接住"的肉桂 用一種口語的說法，是的 No, "here" is not a cinnamon for "catch." In a colloquial kind of way, yes, it is.
你說，"給你" 我扔給你一件運動衫 你說，"給你" 我扔給你一支筆 You say, "Here," I toss you a sweatshirt. You say, "Here," I toss you a pen.
為什麼不能就說："嘿！接住! 槍! " How 'bout just, "Hey! Catch! Gun!"
任何你想扔的東西，我都會接住因為你說了，"接住" Anything that you want to throw, I'll catch it because you said, "Catch."
而我會接住它，因為你說了 And I'll catch it because you said it.
這也是一個選擇，然後我們會帶著一把槍了 That is also an option, and then we would have a gun with us.
就這麼回事 That's a thing.
小心 好的，我們得聯絡... Be careful. Okay, we need to call...
小心點 Be careful.
我們得打電話求救，前往機場，並離開這裡 We need to call for help, get to the airport and get out of here.
而我開車 好的 And I am driving. Okay.
好的，打電話求救 Okay, call for help.
你的電話呢? Where's your phone?
好的 Okay.
告訴我你抓住他們了 我給金髮的那個貼了標籤 Tell me you caught them. I tagged the blond one.
洛蕾塔 Loretta.
你到底怎麼想的? What are you thinking?
你們或許是殺了他們其中一個，但她的搭檔還和她在一起 You might've killed one of them, but his partner's still with her.
而他顯然武藝高強，訓練有素 And he is clearly skilled, highly trained
並且非常危險 and very dangerous.
所以，塞琪女士說她要離開這個活動現場 So, Miss Sage said she was gonna leave the event,
然後她上了一輛車並離開了活動現場? then got in a car and left the event?
你試過打電話給她嗎？她沒帶手機 Did you try calling her? She doesn't have her phone.
手機被偷 我可沒這麼說 Stolen phone. Didn't say that.
我的放大鏡在哪裡？ Where's my magnifier?
聽著，你能幫幫奶奶嗎？ Listen, can you please help with Nana?
我不想讓她知道洛蕾塔的事因為這會讓她心煩意亂 I don't want her hearing about Loretta 'cause it's going to upset her.
洛蕾塔出什麼事了? 沒事，奶奶 她剛去旅行了 What about Loretta? Nothing, Nana. She just went on a trip.
很好 是啊! Good. Yeah.
那姑娘該出去走走 That girl needed to get out of the house.
所以，事情是這樣，洛蕾塔的電話沒有被偷 是我拿的 So, this is the thing. Loretta's phone is not stolen. I took it.
我把電話給了艾倫 艾倫然後把它給了訓練師，傑克·訓練師 I gave it to Alan. Alan then gave it to the trainer, Jack Trainer.
而我們就是這樣找到她的智能手錶的 And that is how we found her wearable.
而艾倫是誰? 達什 And who's Alan? Dash.
那是什麼? 他是她所有小說中的英雄人物 What's that? He's the hero in all of her books.
奶奶 Nana.
嘿，婊子 嗯-嗯 Hey, slut. Mm-mmm.
讓我們到另一個房間並談談你經歷過的那場戰爭 Let's go in the other room and talk about whichever war you lived through.
好的，來吧，會很有趣的 我很抱歉 會很有趣的 Okay. Come on, it'll be fun. I'm sorry. It'll be fun.
聽著，洛蕾塔塞琪失蹤了 Listen, Loretta Sage is missing.
當我看她的智慧手錶時，它說她飛到了 When I looked at her smartwatch, it said that she had flown
一個我從沒聽說過的小島上 to some island I've never even heard about.
那意味著你們都需要做點什麼 That means y'all need to do something about this.
而如果你不能，我會的，那樣你們就會臉上無光 And if you can't, I will, and that won't look good for you.
很確定這不在我們的管轄範圍之內 Pretty sure that's outside our jurisdiction.
你得打電話給聯邦調查局 You'd have to call the Feds.
好吧! Okay.
而如果你去找聯邦調查局，幫我說句好話 And if you do go to the Feds, put in a good word for me.
為我，為我們 For me. For us.
你打算怎麼做，把車重新拼起來? What are you gonna do, put the car back together?
噢...我們可以... Well...we could...
你剛說電話在哪裡？ Where did you say the phone was?
副駕雜物箱 Passenger glove.
什麼? 副駕雜物箱裡 What? Passenger glove compartment.
天啊! Goodness.
噢! 我的天啊! Oh, my God.
噢! 我的天啊! 沒有手機，沒有汽車 我們會死在... Oh, my God. No phone, no car. We're so gonna die out--
給你 這是什麼? Here. What is this?
叢林裡走路用的靴子 Boots for the jungle.
這不完全是登山靴，但是... It's not exactly hiking boots, but...
我想穿了這麼長時間的高跟鞋，你的腳會疼死你的 I figured your feet would be killing you after wearing heels for this long.
這是我們能做的最好的了 他們是艾莉森的 抱歉 It was the best we could do. They're Allison's. Sorry.
好吧，噢，謝謝你 Okay, well, thank you.
給，我給你拿了起司 Here, I got you cheese.
哦，我的天哪! 你必須保持水分 Oh, my God. You got to stay hydrated.
非常感謝 他們沒有玻璃瓶 Thank you so much. They didn't have glass bottles,
所以我們一定會保留它並回收利用 so we'll definitely hold onto it and recycle.
所以，我們需要做的是找到一個電話，我們需要打電話給當局 So, what we need to do is find a phone, we need to call the authorities,
而我們需要在這裡等待，直到有人來救我們 and we need to wait here until somebody comes and rescues us.
這...這就是救援 This...This is the rescue.
沒有其他人會來 No one else is coming.
我很抱歉？我就是救援 I'm sorry? I'm the rescue.
本來只是我，然後我想，教練應該來 It was originally just gonna be me, then I was like, Trainer should come.
哦，教練 安息吧! Oh, Trainer. Rest in peace.
所以，我們最好的辦法就是去機場 看到這條路了嗎？ So, our best bet is to get to the airport. See this road right here?
從這個地方走一條穿過叢林的捷徑到公路就行了 From this area, just take a shortcut through the jungle to the road.
你剛才是說"穿越叢林的捷徑"嗎？ Did you just say "shortcut through the jungle"?
是啊! 好的，你看到我們了嗎？ Yeah. Okay, do you see us?
你不是達什，而我不是洛芙摩爾 好嗎? You are not Dash, and I'm not Lovemore. Okay?
我是洛蕾塔，而你是艾倫 I'm Loretta, and you are Alan.
而叢林吃我們這樣的人，好嗎？ 吃人 And jungles eat people like us, okay? Eat people.
我不想把連身衣弄髒 這是借來的 所以我們要待在原地 And I don't want to mess up the jumpsuit. It's on loan. So we're gonna stay put.
我們不能只是站在這裡 We're not just gonna stand around here.
我們要穿過叢林 We're gonna go through the jungle,
我們要前往機場並找一部電話 we're gonna go to the airport and find a phone,
所以你可以吃你的蛋糕，得到你想要的 so you can have your cake and get what you want.
"並也吃了它"？ "And eat it too"?
如果這就是你想對你的蛋糕，好的 走吧! If that's what you want to do with your cake, fine. Let's go.
這是你對蛋糕做的唯一一件事 不是我 That's the only thing you do with cake. Not mine.
我不知道你們的人做什麼，但我的人吃它 I don't know what your people do, but my people eat it.
你可以把它作為禮物送給別人 You could give it to someone as a gift.
那些人還是要吃掉蛋糕的 Those people are still going to eat the cake.
每個人都吃蛋糕 Everybody eats cake.
那些跳出來的那種人呢？當他們在裡面的時候，他們不會吃 What about the kind people jump out of? They don't eat it, when they're in it.
噢，我的天啊! Oh, my God.
他們到底為什麼綁架你? 是"颶風營救"裡那種奇怪的性交易嗎? What did they kidnap you for anyhow? Is it some weird sex stuff like Taken?
噢，我的天啊! 謝謝 Oh, my God, thank you.
我本來也這麼以為，但那人是費爾法克斯家的 I thought so too, but the guy's one of the Fairfaxes.
貝弗利? 不，較老的那個 Beverly? No, the older one.
那個拍視頻博客找蒙特祖瑪寶藏的怪人 The really odd one that had the vlog on finding Montezuma's treasure.
就是新聞上播的那個要打撈泰坦尼克的傢伙? The dude that was on the news for trying to raise the Titanic?
是的，他在找火焰皇冠 Yes, he's looking for the Crown of Fire.
等一下 你是指真正的火焰皇冠? 就像那個... Wait a minute. Like the actual Crown of Fire? Like the one...
所以那些廢墟是...他們是失落的D城，是的 So those ruins were...They were the Lost City of D, yes.
什麼? 你現在在開玩笑嗎? What? Are you kidding me right now?
這和你書裡寫的一樣 This is like your book.
所以說我們現在基本就是像洛芙摩爾和達什一樣在冒險? So we're basically on a Lovemore and Dash adventure right now?
那是什麼？What is that?
萬一費爾法克斯真找到皇冠呢? What if Fairfax actually finds the crown?
他不會的 他不會的 He won't. He won't.
我們去哪裡？ Where do we go?
好了，我們得下水了 Okay, we need to get in the water.
什麼? 我們得沿著河走 What? We need to go by river.
不行，我不喜歡碰水 No, I don't really do water.
"碰水"是什麼意思？我不是要你用它來繁衍後代 What do you mean, "do water"? I'm not asking you to procreate with it.
我的身體和水不太協調 My body and water don't really go together.
你對死亡有何感想？ How do you feel about dying?
哦，天哪! Oh, God.
你沒事 你沒事 我罩你 我罩你 You're okay. You're okay. I got you. I got you.
我能游泳 我能游泳 好的 I can swim. I can swim. Fine.
你要去哪裡？我要過河了 Where are you going? I'm crossing.
不，我們得待在水裡 No, we have to stay in the water.
我寫"荒野中的一年"時研究過水中反跟蹤術 I researched aquatic counter-tracking for my book, A Year in the Bush.
他們會在水中失去我們的蹤跡 They'll lose our tracks in the water.
這裡為什麼是熱的? 等等，你尿尿了嗎? Why is it warm here? Wait, are you peeing?
僅僅繞過去就行了 Just go around it.
好吧，我想...Okay, I think...
我想我們甩掉他們了，對吧？ I think we lost them, right?
是啊! 那還不錯 是啊! Yeah. That wasn't so bad. Yeah.
好的 Okay.
不要驚慌 你什麼意思，不要驚慌？ Don't panic. What do you mean, don't panic?
僅僅不要驚慌 不 Just don't panic. No.
別再說"恐慌"了，我現在很恐慌 Stop saying "panic." I'm panicking now.
你的背上有東西 You have something on your back.
不! No!
別再尖叫了 那是什麼？ Stop screaming. What is that?
那是什麼？別再尖叫了 What is that? Stop screaming.
你身上有嗎? 沒有，沒有 Do you have any on you? No. No.
你身上為什麼沒有? Why don't you have any on you?
也許連身衣把他們嚇跑了 我不知道 Maybe the jumpsuit scared them off. I don't know.
把他們弄下來 噢! 我的天啊! Get them off. Oh, my God.
好的，不，我不能碰那些滿是血的粘液袋 Okay. No, I can't touch those blood-gorged mucous sacks.
你能扔掉牠嗎？馬上 Can you fling it? Right now.
快弄掉 把它撿起來扔掉就行了 Get it. Just pick it and fling it.
把它撿起來扔掉就行了 你把它撿起來扔掉！ Just pick it and fling it. You pick it and fling it!
能轉圈子甩掉嗎? 請把它拿下來 Can you spin it off? Please, get it off.
我不喜歡碰它 我覺得頭暈 I don't like touching it. I'm feeling faint.
它們要把我的靈魂吸走了 好 好 停，停，停 They're sucking my soul out. Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop.
別發出那種聲音 Don't make that sound.
它們有多少條 ? How many of them are there?
不是很多 There's not many.
感覺有好多 It feels like there's so many.
我感覺有好多 I feel so many.
我的上帝呀! 你禱什麼告啊? Holy mother of God! Why are you praying?
有那麼糟糕嗎？不可能那麼糟糕 有那麼糟糕嗎？ 有多少條 Is it that bad? It can't be that bad. Is it that bad? How many?
情況不是很妙 It's not great.
它們會把我的每一部分都吸出來 They're gonna suck every bit of me out.
拜託你別說話了 我得蹲下來 等一下 Please stop speaking. I just need to get low. Hold on a second.
噢，天啊! 我能感覺到它們吸得好多 Oh, God! I can feel them just sucking out so much.
當他們完成後，我會變成一個乾癟的皮袋子 I'm gonna be a shriveled-up skin sack when they're done.
你不能告訴我爸爸我是這樣死的 You cannot tell my dad I died this way.
你得告訴他我在用劍什麼的和一條蟒蛇搏鬥 You gotta tell him I was wrestling an anaconda with a sword or something.
我就像一瓶人血鮮果汁 它們們只是把一切都吸出來了 I'm like a blood Jamba Juice. They're just sucking it all out.
不過為什麼它們都在我屁股上？ Why are they all on my butt though?
有點像從凱撒沙拉上摘鯷魚 Kind of like picking anchovies off my Caesar salad.
其實沒那麼糟 鯷魚？ It's actually not so bad. Anchovies?
這種時候提吃的東西做什麼? Why do you go to food right now?
只要找到那條皇后，讓我們結束這一切 Just find the queen, and let's be done with this.
我覺得你很好 我只需要檢查一下你的前面 Think you're good. I just need to check your front.
好的，我不敢看 Okay. I can't look.
很糟嗎? Is it bad?
哇，怎麼一回事？就直說吧! Wow. What is it? Just say it.
我的意思是，你希望它，你知道，不是... I mean, you expect it to, you know, not...
然後它突然出現了，而且... Then suddenly there it is, and...
你知道，你為一個人感到興奮 什麼? You know, you get excited for a person. What?
我是說，我為所有人感到興奮 你為什麼興奮？ I mean, I'm excited for all people. Why are you excited?
噢，你知道，人們想知道，他們想知道 Well, you know, people wonder, they wonder,
但他們不知道，對嗎？ but they don't know, right?
他們不知道，直到他們突然間知道了 They don't, until suddenly they do know,
然後他們知道了一些以前不知道的事情 and then they know something that wasn't known before.
我身上到底還有沒有水蛭？ Just do I have any leeches or not?
你勇敢的戰士在寧靜的孤獨中徘徊 Your plucky warrior hangs in tranquil solitude.
什麼? What?
沒有了，你沒事了 你沒事了 No, you're good. You're good.
我們剛剛真勇敢 它們為什麼那麼愛吸屁股? We were so brave just then. Why do they go for the butt so much?
你在唱什麼歌？ What's that song you're singing?
一首我小時候艾比常給我唱的歌 A song my abbi used to sing to me when I was a kid.
"如果你從島上吸取生命..." 是嗎？ "If you suck life from the island...Yeah?
"...這個島會把你吸乾的" "...the island will suck of you."
你外婆給你唱關於被島吸走的歌？ Your grandma sang you songs about getting sucked off by an island?
翻譯得不太好 It doesn't translate super well.
有幻覺水蛭綜合症這回事嗎? Is phantom leech syndrome a thing?
它們不會下蛋，是嗎？ They don't lay eggs, do they?
塔哈王后? Queen Taha?
"卡拉曼國王和他的寶藏被埋葬在... "King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest...
被埋葬在無盡的眼淚之井中 laid to rest in the well of endless tears.
安息在無盡的眼淚之井中" Laid to rest in the well of endless tears."
那是什麼意思? 洛蕾塔! What does that mean? Loretta!
差點被你嚇死了 You gave me a heart attack.
你去哪了？ Where'd you go?
這是什麼? What is this?
我不確定，但也許他們聚集在這裡？ I'm not sure, but maybe they gathered here?
你能想像就在這裡嗎? Can you imagine being right here,
就在那時的這個地方？ right in this very spot back then?
他們講述的那些故事? The stories that they told?
如此麼多的歷史，我敢肯定就發生在這裡 So much history I'm sure happened right here.
他們把我們逼到了絕境 They've got us cornered.
好的 我們得上去 來吧 什麼? Okay. We've got to go up. Come on. What?
你看到我穿的什麼嗎? 我穿著一件閃閃發光的緊身衣 Have you seen what I'm wearing? I'm in a glitter straitjacket.
除了往上爬沒有別的出路 來吧! 我們走 There's nowhere to go but up. Come on. Let's go.
我不應該這樣做 我太老了，不能這樣 I should not be doing this. I'm too old for this.
不，你不老 你很美 No, you're not. You're beautiful.
我沒說我不美 我說我太老了，不能這麼做 I didn't say I'm not beautiful. I said I'm too old to be doing this.
我的技能是坐著並思考，而當我不能思考時吃東西 My skill is sitting and thinking and eating when I can't think.
是的，為此你肯定可以穿更好的鞋子 Yeah, you definitely could be wearing better shoes for this.
你給我帶來了這雙鞋 You brought me these shoes.
我不能再往前走了 我不能再往前走了 I can't go any further. I can't go any further.
我在這裡做得不太好 I'm not doing so great here.
你可以的 來吧! You got it. Come on.
我知道你覺得抓緊了不要動更安全 I know you think that you're safer holding on,
但你必須繼續爬 but you have to keep going.
我不能 我不能，我不能 好嗎? I can't. I can't, I can't. Okay?
你聞到那個了嗎？聞到什麼? Do you smell that? Smell what?
我聞到什麼了 它是捕食者嗎？這是怎麼一回事？ I smell something. Is it a predator? What is it?
一場向下傾瀉的火 你得聞得更深一點 A downward cascading fire? You got to smell deeper.
我什麼都聞不到! I don't smell anything!
吸一口大，深的氣 Take a big, deep breath.
好的 All right.
幹得好 好的 Good job. Okay.
那是巧妙處理的 非常感謝 是的，他是的 That was manipulative. Thank you. Yeah, it was.
我們開始吧! 我來幫你一把，好嗎? Here we go. I'm gonna help you out a little bit, all right?
一，二，三...開始！你在做什麼？ One, two, three...Here we go! What are you doing?
離開那裡 來吧! Get out of there. Come on.
不，不，不要彎曲 那是我的敏感部位 No, no, don't flex. That's my hoo-hoo.
就騎在頭上 保持雙手移動並騎在頭部 Just ride the head. Keep the hands moving and ride the head.
噢! 天啊! 你做得很好 Oh, God. You're doing great.
抱歉我的雜亂髮型 來吧! Sorry about the scratchy haircut. Come on.
苦後更甜 Dulcius ex asperis.
你說什麼? What was that?
哦，沒什麼 Oh, nothing.
這只是約翰和我 It was just something that John and I would say
在完成一件大事後會說的話，像... after we finished something big, like a...
像考古挖掘或手稿 like an archaeological dig or a manuscript.
是拉丁語 意思是"苦後更甜" It's Latin. It means "sweeter after difficulty."
什麼是...What's...
"洛蕾塔是粗魯的傢伙"的拉丁語怎麼說? What's Latin for "Loretta's a badass"?
我是粗魯的傢伙 我爬上了一座山 I am a badass. I climbed a mountain.
噢! 我的天啊! 我希望貝絲能看到我們這樣做 Oh, my God. I wish Beth could've seen us do this.
噢! 天啊! 貝絲 別擔心貝絲 Oh, God. Beth. Don't worry about Beth.
她現在可能已經發動整個海軍在找我們了 She's probably got the whole navy after us right now.
我知道你認為你必須親自去島上當局 I get that you think you have to go to the island authorities yourself,
但別擔心，我讓洛蕾塔的社交活動非常活躍 but don't worry, I'm keeping Loretta's socials super active.
剛在推特上寫道，"我剛被綁架了嗎？" Just tweeted, "Did I just get kidnapped?"
主題標籤 真倒霉 @肖恩門德斯 主題標籤 肖恩門德斯" #FML, @ShawnMendes, #ShawnMendes."
而你是一個人旅行？ And you're traveling alone?
是的，我一個人旅行 我單身 Yes, I'm traveling alone. I'm single.
那麼這可能行得通 Then this might work.
好吧! 告訴我 你會去紐約 Okay! Talk to me. You'll hit New York.
從那裡，你將飛往幾內亞，在那裡你可以拿起一個水坑跳躍者 From there, you'll fly to Guinea, where you can pick up a puddle jumper.
一個什麼? A what?
小型飛機 對 是的，沒有腿部空間 Small plane. Yeah, no leg room.
沒關係 我要了 That's fine. I'll take it.
或者你可以僅僅回家 謝謝 Or you could just come home. Thank you.
我們需要更加易燃的東西 一切都太潮濕了 We need something more flammable. Everything is just so wet.
這裡有什麼？你包裡有什麼？ What's in here? What's in your bag?
哦，東西真不少 好的 你在幹什麼? Oh, a lot. Okay. What are you doing?
好的 面膜 Okay. Face masks.
是啊，那就像是一個禮物籃 Yeah, that was like a gift-basket thing.
你把香薰蠟燭帶到叢林裡來了？ You brought a scented candle into the jungle?
那是我媽給我的 My mom gave me that.
這就像是給母親節的一份奇怪的禮物 It was like a weird gift for Mother's Day.
你媽媽送你母親節禮物? Your mom gives you gifts for Mother's Day?
桉樹迷迭香精油 Eucalyptus rosemary oil.
那聞起來不錯 That smells good.
哦，好的 好吧! Oh, okay. All right.
太好了! Yes!
是的，我生了火! Yes, I made fire!
這真是令人印象深刻 你必須...這是一個美麗的篝火 That's pretty impressive. You have to...It is a beautiful fire.
誰會想得到呢? Who would have thought?
哦，你就把你的上衣脫了? Oh, you're just taking your shirt off?
那看起來真的很不舒服 That looks really uncomfortable.
你沒事吧？背面？ Are you okay? The back?
對 所以我才不喜歡碰水 Yeah. That is why I don't do water.
好吧! 我的身體變成了一張八年級學生的臉 Okay. My body becomes an eighth-grader's face.
你有什麼塗的東西嗎? 像軟膏之類的? Do you have anything for it? Like some ointment or something?
是的，我有 噢，我的確有 Yeah, I do. Well, I did.
它裝在一個小瓶子裡 It was in a little, tiny little bottle.
是這瓶 對不起 It was this. I'm sorry.
哦，天哪，我很抱歉 Oh, God, I'm sorry.
沒關係 It's okay.
等等，是的 過來 過來 什麼? Hold on. Yes. Come here. Come here. What?
過來 坐下 讓我看看 Come here. Sit down. Let me see.
僅僅坐下 就在這裡？ Just sit down. Right here?
對 Yeah.
好吧! Okay.
不，你不必碰它 沒關係 很好 No, you don't have to touch it. It's okay. It's fine.
我連你身上充血的袋子都碰了，所以... I touched your engorged sacks, so...
水蛭，好吧! The leeches. Okay.
好的，這可能有點涼 Okay, this might be a little bit cold.
抱歉 哦，是的 Sorry. Oh, yeah.
對不起，對不起，對不起 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
也許達什就應該這樣死去 Maybe this is how Dash should die.
可怕的濕疹發作 這太性感了 Horrible eczema outbreak. That's so sexy.
我可以讓它起作用 I could make it work.
是嗎? Yeah?
那好吧! All right, then.
你會怎麼寫這個？ How would you write this?
好的 Okay.
"在溫暖芳香的篝火邊..." "Warmed by the fragrant fire..."
開頭就這麼帶感 Starting strong.
"洛芙摩爾的雙手探索著... "Lovemore's hands explored the...
輪廓分明的景色 the contoured scenery
達什的身體 of Dash's body.
熟悉的起伏使 Familiar terrain made
每一個鮮紅的邊緣都煥然一新... new and exciting with every...
令人興奮" with every scarlet rim."
而那沒有... And that didn't...
沒讓她失望嗎？ didn't turn her off?
沒有 No.
"因為洛芙摩爾能夠聽到 "Because with every cardinal ridge,
每座紅色的山脊 Lovemore discovered another letter in the language
說著只有他們的身體才懂的語言" that only their bodies spoke."
那他們的身體在說什麼? And what were their bodies saying?
"佔有我..."Take me...
佔有我 take me,
佔有我" take me."
你覺得那怎麼樣? How's that?
很好 It was good.
你的背 我是說，你的背怎麼樣？很好 Your back. I mean, how is your back? Good.
好的 你確定嗎? 對 Okay. You sure? Yeah.
我也指我的背 就在那裡，是的 好的 I also meant my back. Right there, yeah. Okay.
生活必需品 Supplies.
好的，我有點冷 我想我可能等會兒就進去躺下 Okay, I'm chilly. I think I'm gonna probably turn in in a little bit.
好的 你還好嗎？ Okay. You good?
是的，我很火...好 我很好 Yeah, I'm fire...fine. I'm fine.
我不"火" 我待在火邊很好 I'm not "fire." I'm fine by the fire.
好的 好吧! Okay. All right.
這取決於你，但如果你冷的話 It's up to you, but if you're cold,
我們倆大概都能擠進來，如果你願意的話 maybe we could probably both fit in here, if you wanted to.
我們倆一起? Both of us?
只要你願意 我是說，這只是...是的，不，聽起來... Only if you want to. I mean, it's just...Yeah, no, that sounds...
好的 你怎麼... Okay. How do you...
你可以先進去，然後我再想辦法 You can go first, then I'll figure it out.
不，不，你去 這絕對是一種"女士優先"的情況 No, no, you go. It's definitely a "ladies first" type of situation.
把手保持在袋子外面 這就是我要做的 Keep hands out of the bag at all times. That's what I was gonna do.
背靠背 手在外而且背靠背 Butt to butt. Hands out and butt to butt.
是的 我該怎麼辦？僅僅進來 請坐 Yeah. What do I do? Just get in. Go ahead and sit.
我先坐? 好的 我進來了 I sit first? Okay. I'm in.
你太重了 你會把這東西像遊輪一樣翻轉 You're too heavy. You're gonna flip this thing like a cruise ship.
你自己小心 等等 我還沒進來 You watch yourself. Hold on. I'm not in.
為什麼這還要用到核心肌群呢? Why is this engaging my core so much?
你擺動怎麼樣？ How 'bout you shimmy?
我不能呼吸了 我沒有呼吸了 你還好嗎？ I can't breathe. I'm not breathing. Are you good?
我的臉 My face.
是的 好的 Yeah. Okay.
手拿出來 背對背 Hands are out. Butt to butt.
好的 Okay.
噢! Well!
來吧! Come on.
來吧! 讓我們聽聽！ Come on! Let's hear it!
讓我們為洛蕾塔熱烈鼓掌！ Let's give a nice round of applause to Loretta!
這是她應得的 She earned it.
一個禁閉的老年人讓你在叢林裡抱著你的老二 A geriatric shut-in left you holding your dicks in the jungle.
幹得好，洛蕾塔 Good job, Loretta.
老大，拜託 搞出人命了 Boss, come on. People are dying now.
難道你不覺得這樣有點太過分了嗎? Don't you think that maybe this has all gone too far?
真的值得嗎? Is it really worth it?
我正處在實現不可能實現的目標的邊緣 I am on the cusp of attaining the unattainable.
一些非凡的東西，一些沒有國家的東西 Something singular, something no nation,
沒有一個皇帝，沒有一個馬屁精的兄弟 no emperor, no brownnosing brothers ever have.
傳說中的火焰皇冠 The legendary Crown of Fire.
所以，是的 So, yes.
是的，我肯定會說這是值得的 Yes, I would definitely say it's worth it.
對不起! Excuse me!
對不起，先生 我得去搭轉機的航班 Excuse me, sir. I need to get to my next connecting flight.
沒有航班 No flight.
飛行員病了 明天再來 The pilot is sick. Come tomorrow.
不，不，先生 我明天不能來 我今天就得飛 No, no, sir. I cannot come tomorrow. I need to do this today.
我今晚就得趕到洪迪達島 I need to get to the island Isla Hundida tonight.
生命危在旦夕 Lives are at stake.
明天再來 Come tomorrow.
對不起，小姐？是的? Excuse me, miss? Yes?
我無意中聽到你說你喜歡牛排 I couldn't help but overhear you say that you like steak.
好的，這有點瘋狂 Okay, this is a little bit crazy,
但我也喜歡牛排 but I also like steak.
什麼? 我也喜歡牛排 What? I also like steak.
你願意，也許，我不知道... Would you like to, maybe, I don't know...
也許那有個...不"生命危在旦夕” Maybe there's a...No. "Lives are at stake."
我今晚就得趕到島上去 I need to go to the island tonight.
是的 Yes.
甚至更嚴重 非常地 Even more serious. Extremely.
噢，我相信我能幫助你 Well, I believe that I may be able to assist you.
我有一架貨運飛機 I have a cargo plane.
或許等我送完貨後，我們可以在你的島上轉轉 Maybe after I make my delivery, we could swing by your island.
我要問你一件事，而你最好告訴我真相 I'm gonna ask you something, and you better tell me the truth.
你以前殺過人嗎? Have you ever murdered anyone before?
沒有! No!
我不知道我是否真的相信它，但讓我告訴你一件事 I don't know if I really buy it, but let me tell you something.
如果你想殺我，我保證，我會先殺了你 If you ever think about murdering me, I promise, I will murder you first.
我的榮幸 My pleasure.
你很奇怪 我們走吧! You are weird. Let's go.
"卡拉曼國王和他的財寶躺在 "King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest in the well
無盡的淚水中” of endless tears."
那是什麼？What is that?
哦，這是一件事 我是說，這不是... Oh, it's a thing. I mean, it's not...
你知道，這不是你想的那樣 You know, it's not what you think it is.
所以說這不是費爾法克斯那塊古老的羊皮紙殘片? So it's not Fairfax's fragment of an ancient parchment?
好吧! 就是你以為的東西 Okay. It's what you think it is.
洛蕾塔，我以為你比那更聰明 Loretta, I thought you were smarter than that.
現在費爾法克斯永遠不會停止追捕我們 Fairfax is never gonna stop hunting us now.
你在想什麼？ What were you thinking?
我們有一座火山可以在我們到達它之前，在我們看到它之前會被掩埋 We have a volcano that could bury the tomb before we get to it, before we see it,
在我們保存它的記憶之前 before we preserve its memory.
這是...對不起 這就是我們要做的嗎？ This is...I'm sorry. Is that what we're doing?
因為沒人告訴我 你打算什麼時候告訴我？ 'Cause no one told me. When were you gonna tell me?
我為什麼要告訴你? Why would I tell you?
我們在一起 我是來救你的 We're in this together. I came here to rescue you.
你知道你不是達什，對吧？ You know you're not Dash, right?
你不是騎著白馬來救人的 You don't ride in on a white horse to rescue people.
你...往身上噴古銅粉並且站在風力機前面 You...spray yourself with bronzer and you stand in front of wind machines,
這對你而言很好 which is great for you.
你怎麼知道我是什麼樣的人？ How would you have any idea what I'm actually like?
我瞭解你 你這人很容易讀，艾倫 I know you. You're a pretty open book, Alan.
好吧，那我是誰？真的嗎? Okay, then who am I? Really?
對啊! Yeah.
好的 Okay.
你是歸國的國王，你靠你的美貌去洛杉磯 You were a homecoming king and you coasted on your good looks to LA,
但後來意識到作為一個不知名的地方最英俊的孩子 but then realized that being the most handsome kid in the middle of nowhere
這並不意味著你會成為明星 doesn't mean you're going to be a star.
直到有一天，一個無法出版 Until one day, when a woman who couldn't publish her book
關於西班牙在大西洋殖民的書的婦女決定寫一本浪漫小說 on Spanish colonization in the Atlantic decided to write a romance novel,
隨機選擇你登上封面 chose you at random to be on the cover.
你們倆都很好運，這部小說非常成功 Lucky for you and her, the novels were a smashing success.
她繼續寫她的低俗小說，你繼續擺姿勢 She kept writing her schlock, you kept posing,
你知道，我們倆都沒有成為自己想成為的人 you know, neither one of us becoming who we'd hoped we would be.
然後有一天，我們都死在了叢林裡 And then one day, we both die in the jungle
就在我很多年前寫過的大西洋中的一座小島上 on one of those Atlantic islands I wrote about all those years ago.
對吧? Right?
順便說一句，這是薩拉索塔 It was Sarasota, by the way.
這不是無名小鎮 It's not nowhere.
我在那裡和我媽媽和兩個姐妹一起長大 I grew up there with my mom and two sisters.
是的 And yeah.
我開始當模特是因為我想離開那裡 I started modeling 'cause I wanted to get away.
這是我能想到的唯一一份能帶我去所有我一直 It was the only job that I could think of that could take me to all of the places
夢想去的地方的工作 that I always dreamed of going.
後來終於到了洛杉磯 Then finally to Los Angeles,
我在你的浪漫小說封面上擺姿勢 where I posed on the cover of your romance novel.
我很尷尬，我的一個朋友可能看到我 I was so embarrassed that one of my friends might've seen me
戴著你書封面上的假髮的樣子 in that wig on the cover of your book
所以好幾個月不敢跟他們說話 that I avoided talking to them for months.
而後來有一天 And then one day,
我走在回家的路上 I'm walking home,
而我聽到這位女士喊道："達什!" and I hear this lady yell, "Dash!"
她跑上來而且她很高興 She runs up, and she is so happy.
然後我想，"我怎麼會對讓人們如此快樂的事情 Then I thought, "How could I be this embarrassed
感到如此尷尬呢？” about something that makes people this happy?"
洛蕾塔，你想做什麼就做什麼 Loretta, you can do whatever you want.
如果你不想寫書了，那就不要寫了 If you don't want to write anymore, don't write.
但是，不要把你的工作稱為低俗的來貶低那些喜歡你工作的人 But don't minimize the people that love your work by calling it schlock.
這對他們不公平 That's not fair to them.
你知道什麼事很諷刺嗎? You know what's ironic?
我以為所有人中的你都知道不要以貌取人 I thought you of all people would know not to judge a book by its cover.
以封面模特兒判斷一本書 Judge a book by its cover model.
艾倫? Alan?
艾倫 Alan.
他們有兩個人 There's two of them.
洛蕾塔! 我在這裡! 艾倫! Loretta! I'm over here! Alan!
艾倫! 機車和槍，機車和槍！ Alan! Motorcycles and guns, motorcycles and guns!
來這邊 ! Come this way!
別開槍了! Stop shooting!
僅僅把羊皮紙給他們！我不能 Just give 'em the parchment! I can't.
是的，實際上你可以 你只要說"給你"，然後扔給他們 Yes, you can, actually. You just say, "Here," and throw it at 'em.
對 然後我相信他們會很高興地讓我們走 Right. And then I'm sure they'll happily let us go.
好了，快蹲下 他們怎麼總能找到我們的？ Okay, keep down. How do they keep finding us?
你基本上是個會走路的迪斯可球 我們需要想出一個計畫 You're basically a walking disco ball. We need to come up with a plan.
我有個主意 I have an idea.
我們要挖個洞，發出我們的聲音 We're gonna dig a hole, throw our voices.
"我們在這裡" 你會學鳥叫嗎? "We're over here." Can you sound like a bird?
不，我有個計畫 艾倫，拜託，我在想 No, I have a plan. Alan, please, I'm thinking.
我知道，但我有個計畫 拜託，讓我想想... I know, but I have a plan. Please, just let me think about...
等一下 他們在向你開槍 是的，這就是我們躲起來的原因 Wait a minute. They're shooting at you. Yeah, that's why we're hiding.
不 他們只朝你開槍 No. They're shooting only at you.
他們不開槍打我 因為我的腦袋才有價值 They won't shoot me. It's my brain that's valuable.
我不認為你有時真的聽到了你說的話 I don't think you actually hear the things you say sometimes.
或許我能掩護你 你不能掩護我 Maybe I can shield you. You are not shielding me.
該我掩護你 為什麼? 因為我是個女人? I should be shielding you. Why? Because I'm a woman?
那是極端的性別歧視 That's supremely sexist.
我不認為用女人當人體擋箭牌 I don't think using women as human shields
這正是格洛麗亞斯恩菲德心中想要的改變，是嗎？ is exactly the change that Gloria Seinfeld had in mind, do you?
格洛麗亞斯泰納姆? Gloria Steinem?
無所謂 她也是 你知道嗎？ 好的 請現在就告訴我性別歧視 Whatever. Her too. You know what? Fine. Please mansplain sexism to me right now.
噢! 我的天啊! 我是個女人 我不能男性說教任何事情 Oh, my God. I am a woman. I can't mansplain anything.
我是個女權主義者 我認為女人可以做男人能做的任何事 I'm a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.
我們只需要待在這裡，直到他們找累了 We just need to stay here until they get tired.
我有個主意 我能告訴你我的計畫嗎？艾倫! I have an idea. Can I tell you my plan? Alan!
這不是一個你可以通過撕掉襯衫擺脫的情況 This is not a situation you can get out of by ripping your shirt off.
不是我的襯衫 Not my shirt.
三! Three!
是的! Yes!
這和我腦子裡想的不一樣 That was different than I had in my head.
我只是想讓我們阻止他們 I just wanted us to stop them.
是風讓它這麼做的嗎？ Could it have been the wind that made it do that?
不 我覺得是我們 我想...我們做到了 No, I think it was us. I think...we did it.
我們攔了一個人，對嗎？ 但那，就像... We did the one guy, right? But that was, like...
我們只是想讓他停下來 但另外那個人完全可以躲開的 We just wanted him to stop. But the other guy could've moved, really.
所以，要怪他自己 So, that one was on him.
即使我們不在這裡，那也可能發生 Even if we weren't here, that could've happened.
你為什麼要停在懸崖邊？ Why are you gonna stop next to a cliff?
他們戴著頭盔，所以也許他們... They were wearing helmets, so maybe they're...
但他們身上其他部位沒有戴頭盔 But the rest of their body didn't have a helmet.
所以可能就只有腦袋 So there'd just be a head.
他們這是魯莽駕駛，對吧? They were driving recklessly, right?
騎車時不能有壞心眼 Don't be mean on a bike.
騎車時不能做壞事 Don't do mean stuff on a bike.
我是說，也許他們沒事 I mean, perhaps they're fine.
是的，或許沒事 但沒關係 Yeah, probably not. But that's okay.
沒關係 你知道，事情總會發生 我們走吧! That's all right. You know, things happen. Let's go.
你要把它重新組裝起來嗎？這是借來的 You gonna put it back together? It's on loan.
看著我，好的 Look at me. Okay.
你知道，我還能做什麼？ What more can I do, you know?
你已經做了很多了，貝絲 You've done so much already, Beth.
我可憐的，可愛的，小奶奶失明了 My poor, sweet, little Nana has lost her sight.
這本書的發行是一場徹底的災難，我舉債了一切 The book release is a complete disaster, which I've leveraged everything on,
所以我現在可能，最肯定的是破產了 so I'm probably, most definitely broke right now.
而最重要的是，我弄丟了一名作者 And most importantly, I've lost a writer.
誰會這樣做? 誰會弄丟作者? Who does that? Who loses a writer?
好吧，貝絲，你讓我想起了我最好的朋友，蘭迪 Okay, Beth, you remind me of my best friend, Randy.
總是關心別人 Always looking out for other people,
從來不知道照顧自己 never taking care of herself.
對吧，蘭迪？ Isn't that right, Randy?
她就像我的心理醫生，就在這裡 She's like my therapist, this one over here.
LOL "大聲笑" LOL. "Laughing Out Loud."
在你處理完朋友的事之後 After you take care of your friend,
我們倆去海灘怎麼樣? how about we go to a beach?
什麼? 聽著，我要去夏威夷取貨 What? Look, I have a pickup in Hawaii.
她不必來 She doesn't have to come.
好吧! 好的，你可以來！ Okay! Okay, you can come!
她極其滑稽的 She's hilarious.
讓我問你一件事 Let me ask you something.
我們都坐在這裡聊天，但誰在開飛機？ We're all sitting here chitchatting, but who's flying the plane?
自動駕駛 什麼 ? Autopilot. What?
先生，去駕駛艙，駕駛飛機 Sir, go to the cockpit, fly the plane.
好吧! Okay.
我要去降落飛機 I'm going to go land the plane.
好的 Okay.
不，不，不 帶上山羊 請把山羊帶走 No, no, no. Take the goat. Please, take the goat.
她在休息 祝您旅途愉快！ She's on break. Enjoy the flight!
嗨! Hi.
這個英國人進來並在根本上綁架了她 This English dude came in and basically kidnapped her.
嗨! 我是貝絲 請留言，我會盡快給你回電 Hey, it's Beth. Please leave a message, and I'll get right back to you.
嗨! 貝絲 Hi, Beth.
是我 It's me.
我還活著! I'm alive!
聽著...Listen...
很抱歉我搞砸了圖書巡展 I'm sorry that I blew up the book tour.
我就是很害怕 I was just afraid
而且很自私 and selfish.
艾倫來了 我回頭再打給你 Here comes Alan. I'll call you back.
所以，警方在找費爾法克斯 So, police are searching for Fairfax,
當我們在這裡的時候，他們會給我們提供保護 and they're gonna provide us protection while we're here.
他們有沒有說我們會在這裡待多久？ Did they say how long we'd be here?
今晚晚些時候他們會想辦法讓我們登上一架小型飛機 They're gonna try to get us on a puddle jumper later this evening.
但同時他們說，那家旅館真的很不錯 But they said in the meantime, the inn is really nice,
而且我們可以洗乾淨，並也許換件衣服 and we can get cleaned up and maybe a change of clothes.
好的 Okay.
好的 是的 Okay. Yeah.
謝謝 Thank you.
來吧! Come on.
跟你丈夫跳個舞 Dance with your husband.
不，不，不 他不是我丈夫 No, no, no. He's not my husband.
沒關係 跟他跳個舞 It's okay. Dance with him.
不，不 她不想 她沒有合適的鞋子 No, no. She doesn't want to. She doesn't have the right shoes.
事實上，這是這雙鞋唯一適合的地方 Actually, it's the only thing these shoes are right for.
你不必這麼做 You don't have to do this.
沒關係 沒關係 It's okay. It's okay.
是嗎? Yeah?
我不知道她在說什麼 I wonder what she's saying.
這是個民間傳說 It's folklore.
這首情歌是關於一個女人的 Love song about a woman
她的情人死了，她不想離開他的身邊 whose lover died, and she didn't want to leave his side.
所以她躺下並拒絕起來 So she laid down and refused to get up.
一定很可怕 Must be scary.
兩人一起計劃的未來，卻只剩下一個人獨自面對 Having to face your future without the person that you planned it with.
她說什麼? What was that?
對不起，你唱的最後一句 Excuse me. The last line that you sang.
"誰會為我哭泣?" "Quien llorara junto a mi?"
"小島會在無盡的眼淚之井中為我哭泣" "The island will weep for me in the well of endless tears."
那是什麼，無盡眼淚的井？那是真的地方，還是... What is that, the well of endless tears? Is that a real place, or...
天坑的地方 Sinkhole place.
謝謝你 謝謝，謝謝 Thank you. Gracias, gracias.
過來，過來 怎麼了? Come here, come here. What is it?
嘿，羊皮紙上寫著 Hey, on the parchment, it said,
"卡拉曼國王和他的珍寶安息在無盡的眼淚之井中" "King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest in the well of endless tears."
我想這可能是個比喻 I thought maybe it was a metaphor.
其實不是 It's not.
無盡的眼淚之井是個地名 The Well of Endless Tears is a place.
是一個天坑 It's a sinkhole.
地圖上就有一個天坑 There's a sinkhole on the map.
我想陵墓就在那裡 I think the tomb is there.
這比你書裡寫的精彩多了 什麼? This is so much better than your books. What?
就像...不，我不是有意冒犯你 There's like... No, I don't mean any offense.
我在開玩笑 我在開玩笑 這，像，是一樣精彩 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's, like, equal.
我在開玩笑 我在開玩笑 看看你 你想去那裡 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look at you. You want to go there.
什麼? 不，我看得出來 是的，你就是想去 What? No. I can see. Yes, you do.
那太瘋狂了 那太瘋狂了 我只是... That would be insane. That would be insane. I just...
只是我們離它很近，但是，你知道，我們不能... It's just that we're so close to it, but, you know, we can't...
不 No.
這是你的故事 你想怎麼寫? This is your story. How do you want to write it?
我想知道它在那裡 I'd like to know that it's there,
這一切是有意義的 that all this meant something.
好的 那我們去吧! Okay. Then let's go.
我們多待一天 等太陽一出來 We'll stay one more day. As soon as the sun's up,
我們就去找無盡的眼淚之井 we're gonna go find the Well of Endless Tears.
但如果什麼都沒有呢？那又怎麼樣？然後我們說我們試過了 But what if it's nothing? So what? Then we say we tried.
而費爾法克斯怎麼辦 ? And Fairfax?
警察在找費爾法克斯 別擔心他 The cops are after Fairfax. Don't worry about him.
這太瘋狂了 是的，但看看你 This is crazy. Yeah, but look at you.
什麼? What?
這是我第一次看到你完全無所畏懼 It's the very first time I've ever seen you totally unafraid.
而且充滿了活力 And alive.
我要去告訴他們我們的計畫改變了，並給我們找一輛車 I'm gonna go tell them our plans have changed and find us a ride.
你要去哪裡？ Where are you going?
你應該見過我朋友了 I see you met my friend here.
他告訴我你打算跳上飛機 He told me you were just about to jump on a plane,
甚至不說再見 without so much as saying goodbye.
我就說："不可能 我的洛蕾塔不會的" I said, "No way. Not my Loretta."
"她是唯一一個能帶我去陵墓的人" "Not when she's the only one who can lead me to the tomb."
別掐得那麼厲害 Stop squeezing so hard.
把你的手拿開！ Get your hands off of me!
放開我! Let go!
我需要一輛車 一輛汽車，一輛汽車 有人有汽車嗎？ I need a car. A car, an auto. Does anybody have an auto?
不，不，不 No, no. No.
我需要一輛汽車 我拿手錶跟你換 這是一塊非常昂貴的手錶 I need an auto. I'll trade you my watch. It's a really expensive watch.
你有車嗎? 這是塊寶格麗 這東西在黑暗中會發光的 Do you have a car? It's a Bulgari. This thing glows in the dark.
還有防水功能 我有輛摩托車 It's waterproof. I have motorcycle.
很酷，不是嗎？ Cool, isn't it?
我一直在想，為什麼你的個人坦克不能有一個迷你吧？ I always thought, why can't your personal tank also have a minibar?
喝杯酒 Have a drink.
你介意嗎？是的 Do you mind? Yes.
恐怕他對你有點怨恨 He has a bit of a grudge against you, I'm afraid.
關於他朋友的機車事故？ Something about a motorbike accident his friends had?
你為什麼要這麼做? Why are you doing this?
我想要一件沒人擁有的東西 I want something nobody else has.
當我爸爸賦予... When my father gifted...
正如我所說 As I was saying,
當我爸爸把他的企業帝國送給我弟弟時... when my father gifted his empire to my baby brother...
那是誰？Who is that?
那是個騎著機車的男芭比嗎? Is that a Ken doll on a moped?
我在什麼地方認識他 I know him from somewhere.
哦，我對此表示懷疑 Oh, I doubt that.
因為你看到的是一個訓練有素的戰鬥專家 Because what you are looking at is a highly trained combat specialist,
在阿富汗，伊拉克的熔爐中鍛造 forged in the furnaces of Afghanistan, Iraq,
科威特，薩拉索塔... Kuwait, Sarasota...
難以置信的皮膚 沒有濕疹問題 Incredible skin. No eczema problems.
而且在我安全之前他不會停下來！ And he will not stop until I am safe!
所以你讓這輛太空坦克靠邊停車 So you pull this space tank over,
除非你想像他的朋友一樣死去 unless you would like to perish like his friends did.
而且他要為他們的死亡負責 And he is responsible for their perishment.
他可能不是有意的 He might not have meant to,
但是他們...死亡了，所以... but they...perished, so...
好的，這是誰？ 我以前在什麼地方見過他 Okay, who is this? I have seen him somewhere before.
不，不，不 那是你的封面模特，對吧？ No, no, no. That's your cover model, isn't it?
對 我知道我在什麼地方認識他 Yes. I knew I knew him from somewhere.
上去 Get up there.
並創造性地殺了他 And kill him creatively.
我喜歡看大塊頭失敗 I love watching hunks fail.
我想我會喝那杯 I guess I will have that drink.
哦，該死 Oh, shit.
我可以把它加滿嗎？ Is it okay if I just top 'er off?
是的，那很好，但是...噢，我的天啊! 你以前用過玻璃杯嗎？ Yeah, that's fine, but...Oh, my God, have you used a glass before?
對不起 Sorry.
傑克教官會怎麼做? What would Jack Trainer do?
這裡真熱 還有人感覺到它有多熱嗎？ It's hot in here. Anyone else feeling how hot it is?
你是在扮性感嗎? 這很奇怪 請停下來 Are you trying to be sexy? This is very weird. Please, stop.
我可以讓你的世界燃燒起來 I could set your world on fire.
睡吧! 睡吧! 睡吧! 睡! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Sleep!
暫停 Time-out.
繼續! Time-in!
不! 別打到她! 我需要她！ No! Don't shoot her! I need her!
天啊! Jesus!
移動你的腳！移動你的腳！ Move your foot! Move your foot!
去睡覺吧，混蛋 Go to sleep, asshole.
出去! 看著點! Get out there! Look!
一個更大塊頭的男人？ A bigger guy?
哦，不 Oh, no.
什麼? What?
讓開! Move it!
不，不，不 不，不，不 No, no, no. No, no, no.
嘿! 進來 Hey! Get in.
他還是我? Him or me?
洛蕾塔 這不是你的廉價乏味的女士幻想書 This is not one of your cheap, vapid lady-fantasy books, Loretta.
這是現實生活 This is real life.
而我們會殺了他 And we will kill him.
告訴我們 陵墓在哪裡 Tell us where the tomb is.
嗨! 所以，不管誰負責，我需要你派官員到這裡來 Hi. So, whoever's in charge, I need you to send officials to go here.
這裡 Here.
我們關門了 We are closed.
你關門了？You're closed?
你知道一年半以來我一直想睡個午覺？ You know I've been trying to take a nap for a year and a half?
一年半 A year and a half.
我操勞過度 I have been burning the candle at both ends,
挑燈夜戰 the midnight oil,
在我朋友被綁架之前 since way before my friend got kidnapped.
而我唯一想要的 And all I want to do
就是翹起雙腿放鬆一下 is kick my feet back
喝點我可能太累了不能喝的酒 and drink some wine that I'm probably too tired to drink.
而且我要按摩 And I want a massage.
我要有人按摩我的肩膀和我的腳 I want someone to massage my shoulders and my feet,
而且我要它同時進行 and I want it at the same time.
而我不在乎這在邏輯上是否沒有意義 And I don't care if logistically that doesn't make sense.
因為我非常努力地工作 Because I have worked hard.
我知道你們也是一樣地努力 The same way that I know that you have.
所以我不想讓你 So I hate to ask you
讓這個地方再開放幾分鐘 to leave this place open a few more minutes,
因為如果我們不這樣做 because if we don't,
我的一個密友和她的封面模特 a very close friend of mine and her cover model
就將要死了 are going to die.
沒辦法進去，老大！ No good way in, boss!
走山洞呢? What about the caves?
那太危險了! That's too dangerous!
噢，那麼我們會非常小心的 Well, we'll be very careful then.
噢，來吧！ Well, come on!
這邊 This way.
我有個不要進入超級恐怖的洞穴的原則 I have a rule about not going into super creepy caves.
朱利安? 他叫朱利安? Julian? His name is Julian?
他看起來更像"巴克"或者"布魯斯" He seems more like a Buck or a Bruce.
帶路 Lead the way.
走吧! 別害怕 Go on. Don't be scared.
小心腳下 Watch your step there.
布魯斯！朱利安！朱利安 哦，不！ Bruce! Julian! Julian. Oh, no!
噢...Well...
別讓他的死白費力氣 Let's not have his death be in vain.
向前和向上 向前是什麼意思？ Onward and upward. What do you mean onward?
我們現在不會去找他，是嗎？ We're not gonna go and get him now, are we?
噢，天啊! Oh, man.
什麼都沒有 好吧! It's nothing. Okay.
是的，我們回到船上吧! 這一切都結束了 沒有人會死 Yeah, let's just go back to the boat. This is over. Nobody else has to die.
不，不，不 這裡有微風 No, no, no. It's a breeze.
這裡有條隧道 這可能通往陵墓 There's a tunnel. This could lead to the tomb.
這裡人過不去 你自己說的 That's not person-sized. Speak for yourself.
拜託，這簡直是兒童滑梯 Come on. It's practically a kiddie slide.
更像是岩石的括約肌 或者巨怪的肛門 More like a rock sphincter. Or a troll anus.
噢，你就得鑽進這個肛門...洞...隧道! Well, you are going through the anus...the hole...the tunnel!
為什麼是她? 你是我們煤礦裡的金絲雀 Why her? You are our canary in the coal mine.
不，那是不可能的 我做不到 No, that's impossible. I can't.
如果你通過了，請告訴我們 Please let us know if you get through.
如果我們沒有你的消息，法比奧就要死了 If we don't hear from you, Fabio's got to die.
等等，我是處於困境中的少女？ Wait, I'm the damsel in distress?
沒關係 我很好 It's okay. I'm fine.
不行 對不起 我做不到 I can't. I'm so sorry. I can't.
嘿! 什麼? Hey. What?
你聞到了嗎? You smell that?
你是說積累了幾百年的蝙蝠屎嗎? 是的，我確實聞到了 You mean centuries worth of bat feces? Yes, I definitely smell that.
你得為我深吸一口氣 You gotta take a big breath for me.
就是這樣 There you go.
你可以做到，洛蕾塔 You can do it, Loretta.
我想我看到出口了 I think I see a way out.
老天爺啊! Cheese and rice!
我成功了！I made it!
看吧? 完全安全 See? Totally safe.
走吧! 輪到你了 Go on. Your turn.
我要過來了! 馬上就到，好嗎? I'm coming through! Be right there, okay?
他們為什麼要在這裡建這個？ Why would they build this here?
但是，如果一個人連你都看不見，他們怎麼能崇拜或記住你呢？ But how is anyone supposed to worship or remember you if they can't even see it?
他們不是 They aren't.
這裡不是卡拉曼權力的紀念碑 This isn't a monument to Kalaman's power.
這是一個悲傷的女人的藏身之處 It's a hiding place for a grieving woman.
塔哈來這裡是為了和她死去的情人在一起 Taha came here to be with her fallen lover.
她只想一個人待著 She just wanted to be alone.
塔哈不想我們在這裡 Taha doesn't want us here.
天啊，住嘴，拉菲 God, shut up, Rafi.
只是火山而已 It's just the volcano.
來吧! Come on.
我們得繼續前進 We have to keep going.
好了 走吧，肌肉壯漢 All right. Let's go, Muscles.
把這個打開 Open it up.
不要打擾他們 她將戴著頭飾 Don't disturb them. She will be wearing the headdress.
拜託，我們遠道而來不是為了表達我們的敬意 Come on. We didn't come all this way just to pay our respects.
我不能...I can't...
對不起，外婆 I'm sorry, abuela.
那是什麼? What is that?
那些是...貝殼嗎？ Are those...seashells?
皇冠是貝殼做的? The crown is made of seashells?
寶藏在哪裡? Where's the treasure?
她抱著他 She's holding him.
你是說這個死人? You mean the dead guy?
看 Look.
這是他們的愛情故事 It's their courtship.
卡拉曼在這座島上尋找某樣東西 Kalaman is searching the island for something.
罕見的紅色貝殼 Rare red seashells.
為了證明他的愛，他一年中每天給她一個貝殼 To prove his love, he gave her one shell every day for a year
並用這些貝殼做了一頂皇冠 and made them into a crown,
鮮紅如他們愛情的火焰 bright red like the flame of their love,
直到有一天她接受了他的求婚 until the day came where she accepted his proposal.
這從來和珠寶無關 It was never about jewels.
卡拉曼和塔哈的財富並不是物質財富 Kalaman and Taha's riches weren't material.
而是他們的愛情 It was their love.
這就是它的意義 這就足夠了 That's what it meant. That was enough.
所以就這樣嗎? So that's it?
那麼多的時間和金錢 All of that time and money
花在，什麼，只是一個廉價的比喻？ spent on, what, just a cheap metaphor?
這是一個非常豐富的比喻 哦，閉嘴！ It's a pretty rich metaphor. Oh, shut up!
我們得走了 我們現在得走了 We got to go. We got to go now.
來吧，我們走 不，不，不 你待在這裡 Come on. Let's go. No, no, no. You are staying here.
你覺得這一切都那麼甜蜜和詩意 You think it's all so sweet and poetic.
噢，你可以待在這裡，花最後的時間 Well, then you can stay here and spend your last moments
思考這個比喻的豐富性 pondering the richness of that metaphor.
進去 什麼? 來吧，夥計 Get in. What? Come on, man.
哦，天哪! 進去吧! 進入墳墓 好的，好的 Oh, God. Just get in. Get in the tomb. Okay, okay.
我想，活埋總比死埋好 It's better to be buried alive than buried dead, I guess.
真的不是 你知道，真的很遺憾 It's really not. You know, it is a shame, really.
這是一個該死的故事 This is a hell of a story.
可惜你沒命去講了 我們走 Pity you won't be around to tell it. Come on.
但他們會死的 But they'll die.
如果你不停止做一個雪花，你也會死的! So will you if you don't stop being such a snowflake!
過來！Get over here!
沒關係 This is fine.
這不是我14歲以來活躍的噩夢 This is not an active nightmare I've had since I was 14 years old.
你為什麼走得這麼快？這不是比賽 Why are you going so fast? It's not a race.
等等，不！你在做什麼？回來！ Wait, no! What are you doing? Come back here!
你或許是買下了這座島，但現在你的生死由這座島決定! You may have bought the island, but now the island owns you!
你不能把我留在這裡！ You can't just leave me here!
拉菲! 回來! Rafi! Come back!
我需要一艘船！ I need a boat!
嘿，嘿，停下！停下! Hey, hey, stop! Stop!
救命! 救命! Help! Help!
一個當地人剛把我的船偷走了! One of the locals just stole my boat!
你有沒有看到一個女人? 她是一個身穿亮片連身衣的黑髮女郎 Have you seen a woman? She's a brunette in a sequined jumpsuit.
沒有 她遇到什麼麻煩了嗎? No. Is she in some sort of trouble?
有點好笑 It's kind of funny.
我以前曾經覺得... I used to think this...
這種事很浪漫 this sort of thing was so romantic.
是嗎? Yeah?
被關在棺材裡即將被岩漿吞沒 Being locked in a coffin about to be buried by lava,
或者...擁抱死人？ or...cuddling dead people?
和失去的愛共眠 Just laying down with a lost love.
就像塔哈一樣 Like Taha did.
天啊! God.
噢! 天啊! Oh, God.
對不起 I'm sorry.
對不起 我沒能救你 I'm sorry that I couldn't save you.
對不起 我當不了達什 I'm sorry I couldn't be Dash.
你說得對 You're right.
你一點也不像達什 You're nothing like Dash.
你沒有騎著白馬來救我 You didn't ride in on a white horse to save me.
你騎著...借來的機車帶著壞掉的消聲器 You rode in on a...borrowed scooter with a broken muffler.
是啊! Yeah.
我永遠也寫不出一個像你一樣的達什 I never could've written a Dash like you.
因為我從來不知道 'Cause I never knew
一個像艾倫一樣的達什 a Dash like Alan.
我太怕在生活中再次受到傷害 I was so afraid of being hurt by life again
以至於我停止了生活 that I just stopped living.
看不到我眼前美好的事物 Couldn't see the good things in front of me.
我很抱歉沒有早點看到你 I'm just so sorry I didn't see you sooner.
我也有一個懺悔 I have a confession too.
看，我真的很喜歡我們這個新故事的發展方向 See, I was really liking where this new story of ours was headed.
我猜，我只是想看看結果會怎樣 I just wanted to see how it was gonna turn out, I guess.
洛蕾塔和艾倫的冒險 The Adventures of Loretta and Alan.
不，它需要一個更好的標題 No, it would need a better title than that.
對，確實是 確實是 Yeah, definitely. Definitely.
對不起 只是...塔哈的大腿骨戳在戳我 Sorry. Just...Taha's femur is poking me.
一定是拉菲留下的 Rafi must have left that.
你怎麼會忘了你的撬棍？這會幫助我們逃跑 How do you forget your crowbar? It's gonna help us escape.
不，他是故意留下的 No, he left it on purpose.
酷 我一直喜歡他的 Cool. I always liked him.
一...好的 One...Okay.
二，三! 好的 two, three! Okay.
我本來希望他不要把我們留在這裡，但是... I would've preferred him to not leave us here in the first place, but...
可以了 Okay.
杜爾丘塞艾斯佩利斯 Dulcius ex asperis.
困難過後更甜 Sweeter after difficulty.
走上去! 跑到樹上去！ Go up! Run for the trees!
等等 不 不要緊 樹著火了 Wait. Nope. Never mind. Trees are on fire.
好的 Okay.
我們可以再從隧道爬出去 We can go back through the tunnel.
不 隧道是行不通的 Nope. Tunnel's a no-go.
好的 我對其他想法持開放態度 Okay. I'm open to other ideas.
那有一股水流 我們可以跟著它走進大海 There's a current. We can follow it into the ocean.
我們怎麼知道另一邊有什麼? How do we know what's on the other side?
我們不知道 We don't.
只有一種方法可以找出答案 There's only one way to find out.
起濕疹也值得了 是嗎? Worth the rash. Yeah?
艾倫? Alan?
艾倫! Alan!
艾倫? Alan?
艾倫! Alan!
哦，我的天哪! 你還活著! Oh, my God! You're alive!
我還活著 噢! 我的天啊! 我還以為我把你害死了 I'm alive. Oh, my God. I thought I killed you.
那是貝絲嗎? Is that Beth?
洛蕾塔! Loretta!
貝絲! Beth!
貝絲! 貝絲! Beth! Beth!
貝絲! Beth!
貝絲，你來了！ Beth, you're here!
你怎麼在這兒？ Why are you here?
我告訴過你我支持你，女孩！ I told you I got your back, girl!
對不起! I'm so sorry!
我把連身衣弄壞了! I destroyed the jumpsuit!
什麼? What?
不要緊! 以後再說 Never mind! Later.
我在山洞裡找到一個英國人 I found a British guy in a cave.
我以為他是個小男孩，但他長了一臉大鬍子 I thought he was a little boy, but he has a full beard.
貝絲，那是費爾法克斯! 他綁架了我們! Beth, that's Fairfax! He kidnapped us!
他是個壞人，貝絲! 他殺了我的教官! He's a bad guy, Beth! He killed my trainer!
抓住他! Get him!
阻止他! Stop him!
我支持你，姑娘 I got your back, girl.
你跑到哪裡去？這是一艘船 Where were you running? It's a boat.
這人真搞笑 This guy's hilarious.
抓到你了 Got you.
游到石頭上去! Swim over to the rock!
我搞不懂你 不，我抓到你了 我抓到你了 I don't got you. No, I got you. I got you.
我們會得到你的 一切都會好起來的 We're gonna get you. It's gonna be okay.
"在附近的岩石上尋找避難所 "Finding refuge on a nearby rock,
他將她從水裡救了上來 he lifted her from the water,
他強壯的手臂將她的身體拉近 his powerful arms pulling her body close.
艾倫低語..." Alan whispered..."
噓! 你現在安全了 Shh. You're safe now.
"在那一刻，洛蕾塔感覺到一場新的冒險即將開始" "In that moment, Loretta could feel a new adventure was just beginning."
"火焰皇冠"
"死裡逃生的激情 "The heart-pounding passion of the narrow escape
激起了洛蕾塔對他的渴望 only inflamed Loretta's desire for him.
她期待著他的炙熱岩漿隨著一陣陣脈動從他的..." She was thirsty for the hot lava soon to be pulsing from his..."
你不要只看到好的部分就停下來 Don't you go stopping right at the good part.
這不是她以前沒讀過的 It's nothing she hasn't read before.
我沒告訴過你嗎？ Didn't I tell you?
世上最美的海灘 The most beautiful beach in the world.
也許稍後，我會帶你參觀魔幻海灣? Maybe later, I'll show you the Cove of Enchantment?
不，你可以帶蘭迪去 No, you can take Randy.
記住，你是我柏拉圖式的男性朋友 Remember, you are my platonic man friend.
柏拉圖? 我喜歡那種說法 Platonic? I like the sound of that.
不知道它是什麼意思，但我喜歡那種說法 Not sure what it means, but I like the sound of it.
給你，蘭迪 Here you go, Randy.
親愛的 你真是個天使 謝謝你 My dear. You are an angel. Thank you.
你怎麼知道的? How did you know?
這是結束巡迴售書的好方式，對吧？ Nice way to end a book tour, right?
你知道，事實上，我有一句話是我喜歡在這樣的時刻使用的 You know, I have a phrase I like to use in moments like these, actually.
接下來呢? Quid deinde?
是拉丁語 意思是，"接下來呢? " It's Latin. It means, "What's next?"
你怎麼想? Quid cogitas?
布卡迪派波餐館 Buca di Beppo.
是的 我對其他拉丁文一無所知 不是的 是的 Yeah. I know zero other Latin. No. Yes.
我現在就在這一刻查了一下 I looked it up for this moment right now.
所以，接下來到底要做什麼呢? So, what does come next?
你會怎麼寫這個？我不知道 How would you write this? I don't know.
你會怎麼寫呢？我們真的想讓我寫這個嗎？ How would you write it? Do we really want me to write this?
試試看吧! 試一試吧! 好的 我來寫吧! Just try. Take a stab at it. Okay. I'll write it.
好的 Okay.
"我們...他們...站在沙灘上" "We were...They were...standing on a beach."
為觀眾搭建舞臺 他們知道我們在哪裡 Sets the stage for the audience. They know where we are.
你已經在笑了 你為什麼要嘲笑我？ You're already laughing. Why are you laughing at me?
我沒有笑你 我在微笑 你有 I'm not laughing. I'm smiling. You are.
"棕櫚樹下面站著一個 "There are palm trees above a brown
樹皮棕色頭髮的少女 bark-like hair of the maiden.
那有一隻死水母..." There is a dead jellyfish..."
你所做的只是描述你現在真正看到的東西 All you're doing is describing what you're actually seeing right now.
"他很緊張因為他真的喜歡她" "He's nervous because he really likes her."
寫得很好 It's nice writing.
謝謝 不客氣 Thanks. You're welcome.
我會繼續下去 I'll keep going.
"他深深地看著她的眼睛 "He looked deep in her eyes.
唯一能與那海洋中的脈動相媲美的 The only thing that could compare to the pulse of that ocean
就是那一陣陣悸動..." was the throbbing in the..."
好的，不，你不能悸動 為什麼不行？ Okay, no, you can't throb. Why not?
不能一出大門就悸動 Can't come out of the gate with a throb.
你老是悸動 我不會帶著它走出大門的 You throb all the time. I don't come out of the gate with it.
你必須贏得悸動 是誰讓你成為悸動女王的？ You have to earn the throb. Who made you the queen of throb?
這通常是第四章的事情 你想讓它在四年內適當地被培養起來 It's usually a chapter four thing. You want it brought up appropriately in four.
我覺得你每章都有悸動 "有節奏的律動" I think you throb in all the chapters. "Pulsating."
那是悸動的前奏 It's a precursor to throb.
"波浪起伏的" 直接跳到第五章了 "Undulating." You just jumped to five.
他們乾脆接吻怎麼樣？有何不可？就像常規的接吻一樣？ How 'bout they just kiss? Why not? Just like a regular kiss?
對 就像第一章的開篇之吻 Yeah. Like a beginning-of-the-chapter kiss.
我很擅長開始... I'm good at starting...
感覺怎麼樣？有什麼評語嗎? How was that? Any notes?
很好的第一章嘗試 Very good first chapter attempt.
我的媽...Mother...
你已經死了 You were dead.
你的腦漿從你的臉上冒出來，打到了我的喉嚨後面 Your brains came out of your face and hit the back of my throat.
他在我嘴裡 別說他在你嘴裡 He was in my mouth. Don't say he was in your mouth.
我能嚐到你的味道 永遠不要那麼說 I could taste you. Don't ever say that.
我們只利用了百分之十的大腦，所以我就換到另外的百分之十了 We only use 10% of our brain, so I just switched to another 10%.
所以，你沒事? So, you're okay?
百分之百 One hundred percent.
也就是百分之十 Meaning 10%.
我們還以為你死了 We thought you were dead.
當然，我有些憤怒的情緒需要化解 Naturally, I have some anger issues I need to let go of.
當然 還有怨恨 Of course. And resentment.
很高興見到你，夥計 So good to see you, man.
好了，讓我們小聲點 Okay, let's keep the chatter down.
我們閉上雙眼，並重新將意念集中在呼吸上 We're closing our eyes and reconnecting to our breath.
很好 Great.